DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU ARE
AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE
AND ARE NOT EASILY OFFENDED!
The following book contains material of a mature nature. Not intended for children, people under the age of 18, the faint of heart, the mentally unstable, convicted felons, or anyone with an IQ less than their height in inches. The following book contains terms that are meant to entertain and offend. The terms in the following glossary are for amusement only and should in no way, under any circumstances, be carried out or attempted in any shape or form on anyone or anything! If you are reading this trying to find some new tricks to spice up your love life, close this book immediately and seek Professional Help! We repeat:
DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THE FOLLOWING TERMS
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CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!
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