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Aardvark - When your lover is blowing you, grab them by the hair, pull their head away and just blow your load all over their face. Then, in their confused daze, grab them by the nose and yank them back down on your cock to gag 'em. - Sager - Pennsylvania
Aaron - When it takes you too much time to figure which hole to fuck so a coworker has to jump in. - Codcommander
Aaron's Errand - After fucking your lover in the ass, make them shit in a bag and
take it to your ex's house so they can light it on fire on the porch. - K. Talley - PA
L*ncoln - Doggystyle sex, just before you climax, give
them a "Donkey Punch", then while they are knocked out, roll them over and
jizz all over their chin and face. Shave off their pubes, and sprinkle in the beard
region of their jizz covered mug. - Wadtron
2) Get a black person tosuck your prick, cum all over their face, and tell them, "You are free to go." - Bill
Acapulco-Snorer High Dive - While someone is sleepin' with their mouth open, you take off all your clothes and get as high as you can above their face and try to shit into the opening. - Skyhootin'
Accommodator - When you strap a dildo to your chin and eat a woman out. You can fuck them at the same time! - Zimm - Minnesota
Adrock (aka "Paul R*vere") - When you are labeled an outlaw and hunted by the town's sheriff because you got with his daughter, and did it like this, and did it like that, and you did it with a wiffle ball bat. - Bro - New Jersey
Affl*ck - Pound your special someone in the ass while in the backseat of a Volkswagen. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
AfroMonkey (aka "The Bozo") - When a Cum Dumpster wears a pair of shorts or panties so tight (or small), that their pubes stick out of the side. - Timmy J. - Texas
Afterblow - This happens the second someone is done giving you a blowjob. You immediately rip ass right in their face. - Steve B. - New Jersey
Afterburner - Get well-positioned with your partner. Missionary or doggystyle works best here. Just as you cum, cut a huge fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two. - JV - Cleveland, OH
Aftermath (aka "Sloppy D") - When you pull up your pants right after rubbing one off and you get a miniature explosion inside you're jeans. - Marcus M. - New Jersey
Aftershock - After performing the "Shocker", lick the pinky clean. - Brett H - Virginia
Agent Sterling - Jerk off, fling cum in their face. - Tx Rich
Ahab's Revenge (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Francis Drake", "Land Lubber") - As the disgruntled, sadly mistaken, white girl approaches to capsize your bunk bed, you harpoon them with any available sharp object. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Airplane Blonde - A blonde who has bleached or dyed their hair but still has a 'black box'.
Airtight - A woman is said to be "Airtight" when your lover's anus, vagina, and mouth are all full of penis. - Wadtron
AirTimmith - Go out with "the boys" and find a group of ladies. Talk to them first, and convince them that you all are macho, handsome men (of course you're not though). Get the group shitfaced (not literally), take them home, proceed to talk to each of them telling them that your friends are all gay. Then, take all the girls to your room, and try to avoid being killed by all of your friends the next morning. - AirTimmith
AK Spray - After a night of drinking draft beer, you wake up and 69 with your lover only to blast a beer spatter dump in their face while yelling "drive-by!" at the moment of explosion. - Freakee329
B*ndy - 1) This activity is recommended for every married scum out there who's
trying to do the right thing. While out with the boys you realize that you are
surrounded by meat melons. To keep your mind off the screaming beaver, go up to
hottest hole within your grasp and begin to entertain them with your sharp wit.
Classic one-liners like "say your a toilet..." and "put it in your mouth" or the
always popular "show me your bush" should quickly win them over. The consistant
result is a hearty kick to the nuts... and when you untangle them from your intestine,
thank them for saving your lousy marriage. - Nathan K, Canada
2) When a girl, instead of giving a hand-job, just puts her motionless hand on your dick (kind of like Al watching TV). This move was only known in Egypt as "la bad charmoota," until 1987 (when "M*rried With Children" premiered) when the move spread to the US and was renamed as "the Al B*ndy." - g. h.
Alabama Dinner Special - Nail some hot, but slutty, Alabama tramp in their own home. Commence hitting them from behind. Then run them right out the front door and ram 'em headfirst into the broken stove on their front lawn. Sell tricks for their exposed lovehole at the price of your choosing. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Alabama Steamer (see also "Cleveland Steamer") - Similar t a "Cleveland Steamer" accept the recipient MUST be a member of your own family... and a NASCAR fan. - Ronnie J & the Nutjockey's
Alien (see also "Shocker") - Cross your first two fingers and last two fingers. Insert your crossed index and middle finger into your lover's pussy and your crossed ring pinky and ring finger into your lover's ass. Make strange extra terrestrial like noises for added effect. - Tommy - Cincy
Alien Brain - When you pull your nutsack out and squeeze your fist around the excess skin between where your scrotum is attached and where the actual nuts are, pulling the skin tight over the nuts to look like a veiny alien brain. - The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho
Alaskan Fire Dragon - Another good take off of the "Angry Dragon", the "Alaskan Fire Dragon" is when someone is giving you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth unexpectedly. Plug up their mouth at the same time. Then whisper in their ear, "I have syphilis" so they spew it out their nose. - Wadtron
Alaskan Pipeline - Freezing a piece of shit and reinserting it into the asshole. - John - North Carolina
All-Seeing Eye - If you have a glass eye, while you're tonguing your lover's ass, pop that sucker out of your head and stick it in their ass. Spread their ass-cheeks wide open so the pupil of the glass eye is looking back at you. The best part is that the spasms of their sphincter muscle will make it appear to be winking at you! Very cool.
Alley Oop K.O. - As you are doing the "Suicide Bomber", wait until they are half way down the stairs and throw a full beer can. Make sure to hit them in the head.
Almond Joy - When a guy's pants (boxers, whatever) create a testicle wedgie, similar to the female "Camel Toe". - Margot - MO
Altersitz - When you dip your moistened penis in sugar (or anything that will stick) to please your gay partner during oral sex. - Faduuba - Arizona
Amazon Firefighter - Right before you blow your load, light your lover's pubes on fire then extinguish the blaze with your load! - Jay - Kansas
Ambush - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink, and try to bust trough the skin inside. - Smalls - Pennsylvania
Ambush Paddington - You pull out just when you're about to cum and you spooge all over their teddy bear.
American Dream - When a someone dives in with both hands like you were praying and then twists to make them like eagle's wings inside his/her partner. - Sarah, Alicia, Steven - San Diego
American Pie 2 - Realizing that the second time you fuck the same bitch, it could never be as good as the first time.
Amplexis - Fucking like frogs. Make the bitch give a release call or you keep fucking them till you die.
Amundsen Manoeuvre (aka "Totem Pole") - When a guy lowers a girl carefully onto the vertical pole at the corner of the bed (normally the foot end) so it goes into her pussy and she slides down it. Don't forget to lube it first! - Carla - London
Anal Boot - An anal boot is when you take a pitcher of beer, everyone spits in it, someone stirs it with their cock, and then the mixture is poured through the crack of a man's ass into the waiting mouth of the loser of a bet or drinking game.
Anal Invader (aka "Uphill Gardener", "Shit Stabber") - One who enjoys poking around in the chocolate starfish. - Mitch - South Carolina
Anal Seizure - This is when you have finished making love in someone's ass, busted inside, and they use their anal reflexes to push out your love gravy.
Anal Spitfire - When you take someone out for Mexican food, then back to your place. You fuck 'em in their ass and cum inside their poop chute. They finish it off by farting out your man juice. - Kyle Unruh - Sacramento, California
Teriyaki - Beating off until you are about to splooge and fire off a load
of Rocket Sauce into a person's mouth while they are sleeping. - Jon F. - New
2) (aka “Eye Caulking”, “Blind Dog”) - When your lover goes to sleep without giving you sex. Bust a nut on their eyes. In the morning their eyes will be caulked shut. - Dirty Andy
Angel Kiss - When a person eats a girl out during their period and swallows the blood for them. - Scruffy - Ontario
Angie Fl*tta - When a guy with an afro shaves his pubes and glues them to another man's face. - Rex R. FYE
Angry Ape - First, ensure that they are passed out cold after a long night of drinking. Next, proceed to jerk off and blow it all over their face. After this, proceed to shave their pubes and sprinkle the hair all over their cum drenched face. Finally, wake 'em up. They will then violently pursue you with their arms flying in the air, looking much like an angry ape. AARRGHHH!!! - 31 Flavaz
Angry Construction Worker - Much like the "Angry Pirate"; but substituting Concrete for sand. You also have to wear steel toe work boots. - Britt N. (BWC) & Trey S. (BWC)
Dragon (aka "White Dragon", "Flaming Dragon") - 1) While
receiving oral sex, the man pulls out and shoots his load up the giver's
nose. The giver then snorts to expel the semen from their nasal cavity, henceforth
creating the appearance of an "Angry Dragon".
2) (see also "Angry Ginger") When getting head, right as you are about to cum, hold her head down. If the load is large enough and she can't swallow it, the cum reroutes through her sinus cavities and spews out her nose, giving the look of a dragon blowing off steam.
3) While receiving a blow job, cum in their mouth. Right when they're about to swallow, you smack them in the back of the head with a free hand and they'll spew it out their nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon". - Kaz
Angry Ginger (see also "Angry Dragon") - When getting a blowjob from a redhead, right as you are about to cum, hold her head down. If the load is large enough and she can't swallow it, the cum re-routes through her sinus cavities and spews out her nose, giving the appearance of her blowing off steam. - Named in honor of The Angry Ginger - The Last Podcaster Standing
Angry Mike - When you get so frustrated with trying to fit your penis in a tight vagina that you break the condom with the brute force you exert during one hard hump, resulting in no sexual intercourse with the woman. - Reese
Angry Pirate - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on someone. With exquisite aim, you launch your load into their eyeball. You then swiftly kick them in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one-eyed, one-legged "Angry Pirate". - JD - North Carolina
Angry Santa - While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Angry Zombie - While getting head, just as you are about to blow, pull out and shoot both their eyes closed. Then kick them in the shin. No need to run... you will see someone trying to get you with both arms up limping and moaning... - OMS Schitaunme - FL
Angus Beef - The act of a girl having such an ugly vagina, you persuade her to have bondage sex, and tie her down. Then proceed to beat her in the vagina with a baseball bat until justice has been served (thus making Angus beef), and her vagina will never plague another man's eyes. - Dawson, NW Ark.
Anheuser Bush (see also "Brew Master, "Martha's Vineyard") - The act of taking someone from behind and then ramming a beer bottle into their snapper. - Lock Haven White Trash
Antlers - Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.
Apadjen - You put two fingers up in there (the pink preferably, but I think the stink works as well) and then spread them out into a peace sign. That bitch will know at this point just who wears the pants in this relationship. - A-dub
Ape Face - After having sex or receiving a blow job, you blow your load in their face. Then you rip their pubes out and throw them on the cum, point at them and laugh while chanting, "Ape Face. Ape Face." - Pux 5 - Omaha
Ape Taint - A "taint" with so much hair, it resembles a beastly animal. - Craig - New Jersey
Appache - Sorta like the "Dirty Sanchez", only instead of just the upper lip, you make war paint on the cooz's face. - Evan, B-Town
Arabian Gasmask - Same as the "Arabian Goggles" but getting a good anus-to-lip seal and farting away!!! - Chris & Monk - Delaware
Goggles (see also "Ray Bans") - The bizarre act of stretching
your scrotum across your lover's face and placing one testicle upon each eye.
Voila! "Arabian Goggles"! - Christopher M., Florida
2) When you nut in someone's eyes and throw sand in them. - Gio
Arabian Goggles with Bad Flavor - Putting your balls in your lover's eye sockets and farting in your lover's face. Can be performed in either direction, good while getting head, even better when getting your salad tossed. - Mike
Arabian Sandstorm - Sit on your lover's face with your balls on your lover's eyes then fart in your lover's mouth. - David D. - San Luis Obispo
Arabian Scud Missile - When your woman has her period and has a tampon in, you can only do her in the ass. After you pull out, you proceed to punch her in the stomach, causing the tampon to launch out of her pussy like an "Arabian Scud Missile." - Smee and Syou
Arabian Sea Monster - When you have a boner in the bathtub and you make it come above the water and swim around. - Ben A. - MA
Arabian Taco - When a pussy feels gritty or sandy. - Fletch
Arbuckle (aka "Stephano") - Enter any chat room, describe yourself as a muscular, macho, handsome, rich playboy named "Stephano." Then start telling dead baby, child-molester, or felching jokes until the room is empty. No one, I repeat, no one clears a chat room like Stephano. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Arch Deluxe - When someone jerks a guy off using only their feet. - Dan & Chris - NM
Arctic Blast - The act of revenge on a cheating whore. After you find out the slut has been whoring themself around town, get your lover back to their apartment. Get your lover naked and ready to go, when you are just about to feed your lover your cock, blast the nastiest smelling fart in your lover's face. Grab your clothes, exclaim, "Fuck you, you icy bitch." And calmly exit with clothes in hand.
Arctic Ice Beam - Anally pork someone in -15¼F weather (completely nude) and as you ejaculate, pull away. By the time your semen hits your lover's sphincter, your semen should be frozen, piercing your lover's rectal cavity. - Marcus M. - New Jersey
Around the World (aka "Jules V*rne") - Have sex with an Asian person, a European person, an African person, and a South or Latin American in the space of no more than a month. Extra points if you also nail some borderline chicks such as Russians or other Slavs, Middle Eastern Women, Southeast Asians, Native Americans, Australians, Samoans, or Indians. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
Arson - During sex, the chick will cover her finger in really, really hot sauce and then shove it up the guy's ass causing him to experience a massive "fire". (Used to keep him hard longer). - Andy, California
Artichoke - When someone is giving you a blowjob and it goes too deep causing them to vomit. They then proceeds to jack you off with their own vomit 'till you cum. - juCo, TN
Ash - When you're standing and a girl is on their knees ready to give you a blowjob you say "Hail to the king baby." And whip out your member. - Todd
Ash Wipe Wednesday - In the “Dirty Sanchez” fashion, stick your thumb up the girl's rear while doing it doggystyle. Pull her hair back so that her face is up, take your rusty thumb and put a cross on her forehead. Just like the Catholics do on Ash Wednesday. - The Scorpion
Asian Kiss of Death - Spread their asshole apart nice and wide. Then hack up a big loogie, and spit that shit in there. This will give extra lubrication and pleasure during anal sex. - Dave 'BnJ' R. & Wally 'Sandynuts' M.
Asphalt - (pronounced "ASS-fault") When a man is trying to have sex with a woman, and accidentally sticks his dinger in her ass. - Kyle - Florida
Ass Neck - This is the area in between your balls and your asshole, could be "Hairy" Ass Neck depending on your forestry! - William B. - New York
Ass Tulip - Where you take it in the ass too much or took something too big, and as a result the bunghole "inflates" to look like a tulip once the cock or object is removed. - R/T Rick - Atlanta
Ass Wednesday - During Ash Wednesday Mass, secretly shit in a glass bowl. During the distribution of ashes, walk to the front of the congregation with your bowl of shit as if you were another ash distributor. When people come to you for ashes, stick your thumb in the shit and give them a 'Dirty Sanchez' while saying, "from ass you came and it is to ass you shall return." - Anonymous Catholic Educators
Assassin (aka, "Backdoor Johnny", "John W*lkes Booth") - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic John to call in the local hooker. After he pays for them, but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the John with a lead pipe while yelling, "sic semper tyrannis!" Fuck the whore, steal the John's wallet and car and make a dashing escape. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
AssStache - You shave all the hairs off your ass, and bust a load right above your mate's lip in the mustache area... Then after the act of blowing the jiz on their mustache, throw the ass hairs right on their face only sticking to the mustache... creating an "AssStache." - C-Mo' - Indiana
A.T.M. - 1) When someone is bent over, you go up behind them and run the outer edge of
your index and middle fingers up their crack while screaming "Fastcash". -
Brian - Florida
2) An acronym for "Ass To Mouth". No mystery here. This is when you fuck a person in the ass then pull it out and stick it directly into their mouth.
Atomic Bomb - While hammering a broad from the backside, you pull your dick out and blow it dry. Then you work the tip into her butt real careful-like. When she asks you to be "gentle", you ram it all the way in, balls deep, and cup-slap her ears simultaneously. She will feel like an "Atomic Bomb" went off.... - John - MI
Atomic Fireball - Go to a Mexican restaurant or a wing joint and eat food with the hottest sauces on it. The next day when you take a massive shit, your asshole will burn from the hot sauce. Before wiping, have your partner suck on your bunghole. Your lover's mouth will be on fire creating a feeling similar to those Atomic Fireball cinnamon jawbreakers. - Billy C. - Indy
Atomic Nut Drop - You're getting brains from someone while standing near a window, at least on the 3rd floor. Right as you are about to spurt, you throw them out the window, and proceed to spurt, trying to hit their body three or more stories below. - The Grundile Gang - DC
Auschwitz - 1) You're getting head from a Jewish girl and you rip a fart. Then hold the covers over her head till she passes out. - Mike
2) After having sex one of the partners gets tossed in an oven. - tavenger5 - New Jersey
Aussie - Making out with a rockstar's daughter while in a golfcart which is being driven by the rockstar / father. - Chettahboi
Aussie Golf - Making out with a rockstar's daughter while in a golfcart which is being driven by the rockstar / father. - Chettahboi
Aussie Kiss - Same as a French Kiss, only you do it "Down Under"
Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a person by the haunches / crotch and staring deeply into their eyes until you're slapped or kissed. - Wadtron
- After a person gives a really fat guy a Blow Job, he drops his stomach on their head like an "Avalanche". Smaller guys can give a "Snowstorm"
or a "Flurry". - Lams
2)While someone is giving you a blow job, you throw up on their head. - Smallhead
Avalanche of Fury - When a man has dysentery, and has a score to settle with someone. He woos them into eating his ass, then the moment they open their mouth to lick the chocolate starfish, he releases a blend of dysenteric shit, blood and mucus. - Big C.
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