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Blurry Vision - When "Teabagging" a girl, poop or pee in her eyes and proceed to "blur her vision". - Zimm - Minnesota

BMD - Burning Mustard Diarrhea, the type of shits were it comes out yellow and burns the asshole, because of eating too much shitty Mexican food. - The Phynn

Bobble-head Doll - If your girl doesn't want to give you head, get her so drunk that she passes out. Tie her hair to a slinky and tie the other end of the slinky to the bedpost. Whip out the schlong, open her mouth and put it around your dick. Tap her head and watch it bounce back and forth as you enjoy her mouth around your cock. - The Eastsiders - NYC

BOBFAC - An acronym for "Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch" - Balderhooch

Bobsled - While fucking a girl on the stairs doggystyle, pull her arms out from under her, lay on her back, and ride her down the stairs. -Todd - NJ

Bodaggets (aka "Bum Dumplings", "Dingleberries") - Shittles left out back from not wiping your ass well enough. - Nicholas - Arizona

Bohemian Hammerthrow - This is when your finished doing a chick from behind, instead of indulging in mindless pillow talk, you grab her by the ankles, swing her around, and throw her out the window (3rd story or above), proudly displaying your Olympic level grace and athleticism. - NOTHING BUT CORN

Bomber - Standing up in the athletic stance and reaching behind one leg to grab your own cock. Followed by jerking it downward (in the fashion of a WWII bomber) upon your victim's body.

Bone of Contention - A Hard-On that starts an argument, ie. your girlfriend catches you with a stiffy while watching Olympic Figure Skating.

Boner - Another name for an erection.

Boner Killer (aka "Blue Balls") - Medical condition caused by your girlfriend getting you aroused then stopping short. Some studies show, actually being struck in the testicles can actually cause this condition too. A common side-effect of this form of contraction is known as "Grapefruit Nuts" where the testicles swell up to the size of grapefruits and turn colors. - Justin - Caliphornia

Boney Island - Lay your wiener in a hot dog bun. Add chili, mustard and onions on top and serve to your favorite bone sucker. - Dirty Andy

Boofter (see also "Rusty Trombone") - The anal to the oral. The guy does the girl in her ass then she gives him head. - Northside Drunkrockers

Boogie Man - When a girl gets on her knees, bends slightly over, has a guy stand behind her who pulls her arms back, and bangs the hell out the crevise that has formed between her shoulder blades. Upon reaching climax, the man leaves his man butter on her neck. When she touches the back of her neck and says "gross, what is that" the man snaps his fingers, points at her, says "That's the boogie man", and walks out of the room. - Mike G. - Philadelphia

Booker T - Set up two chairs about 5 feet apart. The girl then proceeds to do a head stand in-between the chairs. Finally you lay your body across the chairs and proceed to bang her, making the "T"-like position. Right before you're about to cum, pull out and yell "Freedom at last." - Dave T. - Massachusetts

Boomerang - A guy gets another guy in the ass and jerks him off at the same time.

Bootydoo - When a hoe's stomach sticks out farther than her booty do. - DDUBB - Gainesville

Border Patrol - When a girl tries to stop giving you a blow job and you start punching her on the head till she goes back down. - David - Dallas

Bossart - When one guy is on the bottom with his cock in her ass and the other guy has his cock in her pussy and their sacks and hairy legs are rubbing together. In some circumstances, each guy might have his head on the same side and they kiss each other.

Boston Boff - This is when a guy takes a dump in a girl's vagina, and then she uses the poop as a dildo. - Karl The Homey

Boston Cookie - Right before ejaculation, you aim your wiener inside the girl's belly button and blow in it. Then wait 'til the morning when it's dried up, remove it, and make her eat it like a "Boston Cookie". - Eric M*rtin S. - Ohio

Boston Cream Pie - When you evacuate your bowels just before you orgasm while fucking a girl in the missionary position. You then take one of your turds and shove it into the girl's ass, and pull out and come on her asshole. A good time is had by all. - Michael E. - California

Boston Meathook - When a girl bends over and you pick her up by her ass and pussy using your fingers like a hook. - Mark (Chad) P.

Boston Red Sock - 1) A condom used during that time of the month. - Cousin PJ - Brooklyn
2) When you're doing a girl in the ass, doggystyle, give her a good wack in the head. Simultaneously pull our dick out. Her rectum will contract from the wack in the head and will be pulled out by your exit of the cock. - Shoppy - MD

Boston Steam Roller - Taking the "Cleveland Steamer" a bit farther... after shitting on her chest, lay down on her and roll around on the shit.

Boston Steamer - When a male is recieving a blow job and he pulls out and busts on her chest. - Midwest Hewitt Family

Boston Tea Bag Party - When more then one guy takes turns "Teabagging" a girl. Just at the point of climaxing, it is important to yell "The British Are Coming". - Lams

Bostonian Gyro - When a girl slips laxatives into a guy's drink. When the guy is sleeping, she takes his cock and slips it into his asshole. - Dr. Deuce - Connecticut

Bowl of Fruit - When a male does a pressed ham reversed so the cock and balls are pressed up against the glass resembling a banana and grapes. - Mike V. - New Jersey

Bowling Ball - 1) When the chick is on top and you're ready to switch positions, let her dismount and quickly reach under her sticking your thumb in her star and index and middle finger in the pink box and throw her off the bed!! - Dead Ahead - Massachusetts
2) Inserting your middle and ring finger in a girl's ass and your thumb in her pussy, holding her like a bowling ball. When she cums yell "strike." - Chef Artie B. - NJ

Bowling Ball Special - When you are fucking a girl missionary style and you go to change positions, stick your thumb in her pooper and your middle and ring finger in her pussy. Swing her and hit her head off the headboard while yelling, "Gutterball Bitch!" - Nathan - Hcpa

Boxcar Shuffle (aka "Po' Boy") - Get a handjob from a homeless guy, knock him unconscious, and steal his shoes.

Boy Pussy - A gay term for a man's asshole. - Super Conga

Bozo (aka "AfroMonkey") - When a Cum Dumpster wears a pair of draws so tight or small that her pubes stick out of the side. - Timmy Jones - Texas

Bozo Face - When you eat out a chick while she's on her period, look in the mirror after you're done, you'll have a "bozo face"...

B*zo the Clown - 1) While getting head from a chick, wait until you get to the vinegar stroke and pull out, blow on her face, smear it all over it, poke her in the eyes "Three St**ges" style (making 'em red), and punch her in the nose thus resembling a lovable clown... For added affect, make a couple of balloon animals outta used rubbers and place 'em next to her for when she comes to. Great party trick and the kids get a kick out of it to boot. - Forrest Pump - Australia
2) When you eat a girl out who is on the rag, and you come up with blood on your nose. - Bro - New Jersey

Braggin' Baggin' - After fucking a gal up the ass, you pull out and still have some shit on your dick. You grab a condom and put it on. That way you can go show it off to all your friends. Proving once and for all that you do get some every now and then. - Skyhootin'

Brain - When you pull out your sack in a crowded bar and squeeze one ball through the gap created between your thumb and first finger....as the little guy pops out, damned if he don't look just like a brain. - JohnyQuake

Brain Dead Bimbo - Have sex with a girl doggystyle. Have her face so close to the wall that when you rock her back and forth her head hits the wall. Repeat this until the poor bimbo has become brain dead, then stop or keep going, it's the users discretion. - Selluks

Brains - The act of receiving oral sex from a female. ie "This blonde was giving me "brains" last night..."

Brainstorm - Shooting someone in the head then fuckin' the whole. - Fucking to Phil C*llins

Brass Trombone - When you get a girl or guy to place their lips over your asshole and blow whilst making an up and down motion on your cock. Resembles someone playing the trombone. - Big Gus - Australia

Bread Pudding - When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection. - Wendathon

Breaded Chicken Cutlet - When having sex with a girl on the beach, roll off her, stick your dick in the sand (remember, it's sticky!), then roll back and keep going. - Jeremy - North Carolina

Breakfast at Tiffany's - the act of eating a soft-boiled egg from your girl's pussy.

Breakfast at Wimbledon - From behind you take off the condom tie a knot in it and start serving up forehands and backhands in her face. - Jward

Breakfast Burrito - When your partner is passed out, you shit all over them then wrap them up in the bed sheets. - Phill, Kentucky

Breakfast In Bed - When coming across a hot chick sleeping, start jerking off, and before you blow it, throw your cock in her mouth, slap her in the face to wake her up, then bust your load down her throat. - Shawn B.

Breasted Game Hen - When you pull your scrotum up against your body with the head of the penis pointing upwards. The balls then appear to be chicken breasts. - Bad Brad - Colorado River

Breasticle - 1) Those big heavy flaps of skin old men or fat men get as tits. - T. Jerome - TN
2) A nipple-less breast that resembles a testicle. - Wacko-Zacko

Breastimulate - When girls have uncontrollable hair growing from their nipples.

Brew Master (see also "Anheuser Bush", "Martha's Vineyard") - The same as the "Anheuser Bush" but using the fat end of the bottle. - Lock Haven White Trash

Bridge's B Train - After performing a "Chili Dog" you light the bitch on fire. - Stephen M.

Bridle - While banging a whore doggystyle, hook your pinky fingers on either side of her mouth and pull back. - Wadtron

British Pound - When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions. - Lams

Broken Arrow - When a hot girl contracts some type of STD and continues to sleep around. Derived from the military term, "Broken Arrow", which is when a weapon of mass destruction is on the loose. - Nicholas T. - New York

Broken Chair - Very similar to the "Bloody Wheelbarrow". When fucking a chick like dogs do, yank her arms out from underneath her very quickly and watch her fall flat on her face. More effective if jamming her while on the floor.

Bronco Buster - When your friend is fuckin a bitch and you hide in the closet and then when she is about to climax jump out and start taking pictures and see how long your friend can hold on. *NOTE* Only a real man can hold on for 8 seconds! - Mikus and McMahon - Oil Shitty PA

Bronze Shower - When in a shower with your girlfriend or wife and she has just pissed you off, you wait until she is washing her face and pee on her. She won't know the difference between the warm water and your pee. If she really pisses you off, you can point upward and get it right on her face. Much like a "Golden Shower" except the girl doesn't know or want it. Hence the name, just like medals, nobody wants bronze. - Jay B. & Chris O. - Florida

Brooklyn Battery Tunnel - When fisting anally and vaginally so long that both hands seem to meet, resembling a tunnel. - Kress & Randallons - Michigan

Brooklyn Subway - Put your ass up to a girl's muff, and shit into it. It's coming from one hole and going into another, like a subway train in Brooklyn. - Brian, Shayne & Matt - Texas

Brown Bag Special - The act of wrapping a girl up or placing her in a burlap sack, up to her neck, so that she is immobile and her head is sticking out. Straddle her and repeatedly smack her about the face with your limp hog. - Tucky

Brown Billy - When fucking a girl doggystyle, you put you pinky in her ass and then proceed to put it in her ear. - Kris, Jay, Nute, Dano, & Dom

Brown Crown - When you shit on someone's head or forehead area... it creates a crown of shit. - Marissa

Brown Curtains - The act of having anal sex with a girl and then wipping your penis on her curtains. - Rob S. - New York

Brown Eye Breech - Unsuspectingly shove your fist into your partner's ass. - The Deli Crew - Houston

Brown Eye Sweet Pie - When you are doin' a chick in the ass and then take it out and rub it in each of her eyes as you get off. - The CTB

Brown Finger - When you fuck a dirty girl in the ass and spread her ass cheeks with your hands, you get the dirty shit from her ass on your thumbs. - Chris & Dylan - New Jersey

Brown Frown - This entails busting your nut in any fashion you care to employ, and then by physical means, restraining her as you shit in her mouth. Hence, the "Brown Frown". - the volpine knave

Brown Glove - While having sex doggystyle, punch her in the kidneys. Her rectum will open quickly where upon you shove it in her ass unlubricated. When you pull out you take part of the rectum with you hence the brown glove. - Ivan M.

Brown Marauder - When you have a bowel movement all up in a female's vaginal area and then proceed to use, previously mentioned feces as lubricant for thorough penetration. - Troll, Prock, & Joe, Shocker University - Baton Rouge

Brown Necktie - After doing a chick in the asshole, you proceed to turn her over on her back and titty fuck her, thus leaving a streak appearing to be a "Brown Necktie". - Clancy, Gold, Hebron

Brown Paper Bag - Get a girl naked and when you are about to fuck her, put a brown paper bag over her head and tell her you are going to cut eyeholes and a mouthhole. When it is over her head tell her you are about to cut it... punch her in her face. Then fuck her, hard. - Mike N.

Brown Recluse - While banging someone doggiestyle, the guy hacks up a snotty / mucousy loogie and spits it into the their buttcrack. Then, the guy, using both of his thumbs thoroughly coated with his spit-lubricant, reams out his partner's o-ring while still plugging them doggiestyle. With both thumbs firmly in place, inside his partner's rectum, his remaining eight digits comprise the "legs" of the figurative spider, or "brown recluse" that clutches its victim's asscheeks. - Clown Rice - MN (executed his only "brown recluse" to date in Perth, Australia)

Brown Tie - Fuck a chick in the ass and then titty fuck her... the shit on your cock will rub off in between her tits and leave a "Brown Tie" - Charlie M. - Dahlonega

Brown Willy - The act of fingering a girl's ass and then sticking said finger in her ear. - Rob S. - New York

Brownie Buffet - When you're doing a 69 and you and your partner lick each other's assholes (works best if you just ate mexican). - Khaled - Ontario

Brownstain - Ramming two fingers into someone's asshole unexpectedly while they still have pants or underwear on, thus leaving a brown shit stain behind on their drawers. - Nathan - Canada

Browntooth - This is when you get a girl to eat your ass when you took a nasty shit earlier in the day and you haven't showered (cleaned your ass) since, thus leaving her with your ass residue. - Tim B. - Georgia

Bruce Lees - Hard Little Nips, ie erect nipples. - Balderhooch

Brumski - The act of burying your head between a girl's fun bags and shaking your head violently as you growl "brummmmmmmmmmmski" in a deep voice. Most effective when done in public. - Smoothie - California

Brunswick - Like the bowling ball, your thumb in the pink and middle and ring in the stink. - Ed the Killa - NJ

Brush Back Pitch - When a girl is giving you a hummer, yell "batter up!", pull out, and give her a dick in the ear. Very classy.

Brush Fire - When you light pubes on fire. - The Deli Crew - Houston

Brush Limbaugh - The girl getting a "From Brussia with Love". - Loc S. - Nebraska

Brush with Peter Dragons (see also "Peter Dragons") - Get a girl pass-out drunk, then wait. When she blacks out, drop pants and straddle her on the bed. bend your knees and teabag her. Then, dismount and shove a brush in any desired hole. She will then wake up and throw the brush at you. Leave, audibly laughing. The next day you act like nothing happens, and she will act like she doesn't remember last night.

Brutus Beefcake - If a one night stand is annoying, gives bad head, (or just for fun,) from the doggystyle position, perform the time honored "Donkey Punch" and proceed to give the aforementioned cum dumpster a new hair style with scissors or hedge clippers. - Kevin S. - Virginia

BSN - An acronym for "Brand Spankin' New", this term is used quite often in the Pennsylvania state... "BSN" mostly means, a new student at a school, a new car, a new playmate, or a new computer to look at porn faster. The new student keeps this title for as long as they are at the school, after that, it becomes invalid. "Brand Spankin' New" also refers to the new student havin' a spankin' nice ass. - Benjamin G., Patrick N., & Aaron S. - Pennsylvania

Bubblegum - When in a bar, walk up to an unsuspecting female with your scrotum pulled out of the zipper and pulled taunt. Then ask her "Hey doll, do you know how to get gum out of a pair of jeans? Hey look...it even has hair stuck in it!" Always a great ice breaker. - Tex B.

Buccaneer - Fuck a woman doggystyle then just before you cum, pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you shot your load on her back and will turn her head round at which point you shoot your load in her eyes which will cause her to yarrrrrr in pain like a pirate. - McNurse

Buckeye (aka "Bullseye") - 1) Whenever a chick is bent over, you yell "buckeye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave - Pennsylvania
2) A congratulatory statement given by an Ohio State student to their parnter after a good fuck. ie "That was the best sex I've had in a long time. You get a "Buckeye" for that one." - Vaughn B.
3) Cock slap in the eye from an Ohio State student. - Vaughn B.

Buckin' Bronco (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - Doggystyle sex, Grab a hold of both her arms so you have total control, lean over and whisper, "I have AIDS", now hold on and go for a ride. - CMR - New York

Buddy Putty - That mixture of sperm and shit that comes out after you cornhole the love of your life, or whoever is available at the time.

Budgie's Tongue (see also "Little man in the Canoe") - Euphemism for the clitoris.

Budoonkadoonk - A large female ass and / or a fat ass. - Chris H.

Buffalo Barf Bucket (see also "Cincinnati Gag Reflex") - While you're getting head from a chick that is a sports nut, reveal to her that you're from Buffalo, NY. She will immediately realize what a shameful sports town you are from and puke on your dick. - Bert - Buffalo NY

Buffalo Chicken Fingers - After a night out with the guys eating chicken wings and beer, you come home and start messing around with the woman. As you fingerbang her and eat her out, she leaps out of the bed in agony, runs to the bathroom and proceeds to get in the shower and splash cold water on her pussy as she screams "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" You put two and two together and realize you never washed properly in your drunken stupor. - Russ A. - Rochester NY

Bufu Birth Control - Fucking a chick in the ass when you are short on birth control or just too lazy to utilize it. - Freaky B.

Bugly - When a girl is so ugly, that no amount of beer can make her attractive. - Garrett

Bugs Bunny - You have your lady friend all bent over and anxious for a little rear entry action.... jam a carrot in her ass and say "What's up Doc?" - M. Hounshell - Ohio

Bujawa - While receiving head from a chick, right before the guy blows his load, he whips out his cock, slaps her in the face, and procedes to add insult to injury by jizzing on her face as well while screaming, "Bujawa!" Not recommended if you plan to ever get anymore from this chick. - Brett - WV

Bukkake - (Japanese derivation) When a naked chick lays in the middle as 15 or more guys jerk off over her and try to all cum at the same time, covering her. - DJ Dano - Virginia
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Bulgarian Can Opener - You lay your partner down on their back at a height which makes your genitals align. Then lift both of their legs straight up and enter. While pounding away, lower one leg down to the side, so their legs are now at a 90 degree angle. Then grab the other leg and start twisting it around and around until they are shrieking in pain/pleasure. - Matt M. - Canada

Bulgarian Mudslide - When you're doin' someone from behind and they have diahrea really bad. They'll drool shit all over your dong. - Mateo

Bull Charge (see also "Bull Fighter" and "Bull Dance") - During doggystyle, slip your arms under hers and place your fists near the sides of her head. Extend the index fingers of each hand, make bull noises, and scrape your feet on the ground in a bull like fashion. Just as she's about to react, charge the nearest wall and ram her head into it, thus achieving the fullest penetration. Works best if you retract your fingers before impact, are as far away from the wall as possible, and if the wall is red. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bull Dance (see also "Bull Charge" and "Bull Fighter) - When doing a girl standing up and from behind, pull her arm around her neck and up towards you with your opposite arm. Prance around the room like you're riding a bull... that is, using your other arm to pretend you're whipping her ass. Could even actually whip her ass with a sock or shirt. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bull Fighter (see also "Bull Dance" and "Bull Charge) - One man does the "Bull Charge" with a girl, the other entices him with a red shirt or sheet like a bull fighter. As the bull passes, points are scored as the fighter cockslaps the girl's head while avoiding the horns. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bull Frog - When you lay your lady down, spread your nut sack over her eye lids, then fart in her mouth. Passed-out friends may also fall victim to the "Bull Frog". - Gimpy - Missouri

Bulldog Eating Mayonaise - Bang your female partner in the standard missionary position and when you blow your load, have only the tip of your cock in her. Draw out slowly so it will leak out. Get a mirror and say "Look hun, a bulldog eating mayonaise." - Louis F. (Pervert)

Bullseye (aka "Buckeye") - Whenever a chick is bent over, you yell "bullseye" and ram your thumb up their ass. - Dave, Pennsylvania

Bullwinkle - While fucking a girl doggystyle, try to ram her head into the headboard. When she looks back at you in anger, but your hands to the sides of your head like antlers (works best with fingers stretched out and thumbs are on your temples) and laugh like Bullwinkle. A winner every time! - Chris, South Carolina

Bum Dumplings (aka "Bodaggets", "Dingleberries") - Shittles left out back from not wiping your ass well enough. - Nicholas - Arizona

Bumble Bee - While you are doing a chick doggystyle, you slyly slip your cell phone (set to vibrate) up her ass. You blow your load in her, throw her out a window, and call your phone from a land line... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. - LuLu - Chicago

Bun - When a fat chick wears something tight over her stomach and it separates into two sections. The bun is the bottom layer of fat.

Bungie Jump - 1) When a wad of cum bravely decides to drip off the bottom of your bitch's chin; but then pulls back to her face at the last minute. - Andrew O. - Nashville TN
2) Doing a girl doggystyle during her time of the month. Pull out the tampon and shove it in her ass and let the string hang down as you continue to do her in the ass. Making it look like a bungie cord hanging down. - Slimpickenz & T-money

Bunkbed Buccaneer (see also , "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Dr*ke", "Land Lubber") - Required: two sets of bunk-beds fairly close to each other. Bed down in one bunkbed making sure that one or more hot ladies are sleeping blissful in the other. At any point in the middle of the night, whip your dick out like a sword, yell "Board the ship!" at the top of your lungs, and leap gracefully (or drunkenly) from your bed to the other and begin furiously ravaging the maiden asleep in it. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bunky Monkey - Simple, a whore who prefers it in the ass (the "Bunky"), rather than the snatch. The cool thing is you can nickname your cum dumpster Bunky! She will think of it as an affectionate term of endearment. Little does the slut know, it is abuse... fun for all your friends. ex. "Hey Bunky, get me a beer....NOW!" - MJM III - Pennsylvania

Bunny (aka "Elephant") - A guy takes everything out of his pockets, pulls them out so it looks like a pair of ears, then un-zips, pulls out his snout and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty - Brooklyn

Bunny Boiler - An unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "F*t*l Attraction"

Bunny Hop - You and the lovely lady dress up in giant rabbit suits and have a raucous fuck in a single seat in a movie theater. Get it on tape if you can. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Bunt - Kind of like a kankle but with the belly and cunt. - tavenger5 - New Jersey

Burgle a Turd - Engaging in the act of anal sex, whether hetero or homosexual in manner. - Jam

Burn and Pillage her Village - The act of screwing a young Asian woman. - Aunt Remus - Flatbush

Burnt Toast - When you shit on a girl's ( or guy's ) pubes, then light them on fire. - Eric, Brian, Pete & Josh - New York

Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggystyle position, just before you cum, you shove her face into the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the "Burrowing Skunk". - Bruce B.

Burying the Carrot - Eat a bag of Ch**tos, rub the orange cheese on your cock, and ram it into your partner's ass. - Will - Kansas

Bush Battle - Bust a fat load on your lady's bush, place your bush on top of the one previously filled with semen. Now wait until the semen dries and pretty much combines your pubes together. Put your hands on each of her shoulders, and her hands on each of your shoulders, and on the count of three push as hard as possible until one person's pubes get torn off. (alternative to making your girlfriend shave or wax alot) - Craig - NJ

Busted Ravioli (aka "BDB") - When a girl has been banged so much that when she is on the rag, her pussy looks like the last crushed ravioli at the bottom of the can. - M.S. - NH

Butler's Revenge - Sticking every piece of silverware up your ass and putting it back in the drawer. - 1114 SoFo

Butt Capsule - When you cup a fart with a hand and throw it at your lover's nose. Best used with silent but deadly farts... more stealthy. - Pat - North Carolina

Butt Darts - Tongueing a girl's ass while in a 69.

Butt Rodeo (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - This is stupid, but it still made us laugh...When you're going at it with a girl, you flip her over real fast, start ramming her in the ass and yell as loud as possible "BUTT RODEO!" You then see how long you can ride her till she tosses you off!

Butt Slam Jam - The sensational sandwich spread made from the act of anal love. Instructions - Combine healthy portion of anal lubricant and cock into her anal orifice. Mix thoroughly. Chill and serve. - Chris - Ohio

Butt Trunk - When one's cornhole is flogged so violently that part of it descends and hangs outside the anus. It resembles the trunk of an elephant. - Bryan, Jay & Annabelle - West Virginia

ButtBong - While in a 69 with a chick and she farts, you suck all the "fart air" in to your lungs directly out of her asshole. Hold your breath until you can't hold it anymore. Wait to see what kind of buzz you get... - James - KY

Buttcracker - Throw someone on their belly, spread their legs apart, and apply a generous serving of aloe/cream/lotion/gel/etc right into, and up and down the crack of the ass. Once properly lubed, proceed to place your member between their cheeks (much like a frankfurter in a bun), then close their ass cheeks together (like a vice). Start humping the dickens out of the ass crack until you "crack" a nut on their back. This is the premiere "safe sex" maneuver... mostly administered in hotel rooms in a different state or country from where you are from. - Mickey B. - NY

Buttcunt - One continuous crack, so you can be fucked, shit, and piss all out of the same hole. - Christi - OK

Butter Butt Bullet - Freeze butter laced with cocaine. Then insert the "Butt Bullets" into your lady's ass, as the butter melts, the cocaine will numb the nerve endings... ravage at will! - Silverserpent

Butter Churner - After you blow your load inside your partner, keep on going, thus "churning the butter." - Corey A. - Connecticut

Butter Cup - Placing your hand down your pants and farting, keeping that fart concealed, and then cupping it in a friend's face. - Chip W. - FL

Butter Face - When a girl has a hot body but an ugly face. Everything is hot about her "Butter Face." - Eric - OR

Butter the Toast (see also "Wet Biscuit", "Soggy Cracker", "Drown the Clown") - "Circle Jerk" on a slice of Bread, the last to finish eats the "toast" - Brad - Florida

Buttercup - When a girl's going down on a guy and the guy intimately asks, "Baby, can I give you a buttercup?" She says, "Okay, honey." Then the guy pisses in her mouth. - Bomshot - Boston

Butterface - A lady that everything looks good on, "but her face". - Spencer - Tennessee

Butterhead - A Woman on which everything is good looking "but her head". - Dion M. - Texas

Butterred Trenchcoat - This is some sick shit, it ain't for the mild and inexperienced. If your fuckin' yo' gal and she be fakin' it, you make her pay. First you stand up and give her a waterfall of a golden shower. When that's done, pin her down by puttin' your crotch right on her neck, so your package is laying in her face. Then you yell, "Herbert Kornfeld sent me beeyatch!" and start slapping her eyes and occaisonally her nose wit yo' cock. Then yell "do you want it?", and when she says yes you give it up and say "I'm a giver baby"! Tha's all. - tipsy@marquetteuniversity

Butterscotch - The remnants of poo on your member after anal sex.

Buttgina - When an obese woman's vagina looks like her ass. Kinda like a front butt. - Christy - San Diego

Buy 2 Get 2 Free (aka "Double Double", "Vulcan Muff Grip") - Inserting 2 fingers in the puss and 2 in the ass, "Shocker" style.

Buznetsov - When you are a male with 10 or more bitches at the same time and you attach dildos all over your body, arms, and legs and all the chicks get fucked by you at the same time by you flaying around wildly. - Brock S.

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