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Chowder Bowl (aka "Doggy Bag") - The act of getting drunk and going down on a girl only to throw up in her box and leave it for the next dumb ass to find. - Freakee329

Chowder Stick - While getting a blowjob, the girl throws up on your dick. - The Last Podcaster Standing

Chowderfuck - The act of fucking a girl doggystyle in the box, pulling out and blowing your load on the top of her crack (trying to push the cum up her asshole as it runs down before your member goes soft). - Myk

Chris Wingler Title Punch - When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, pull out, yell out "TITLE PUNCH!!" then punch your fist up her ass as hard as you can (can be substituted for the asshole) - Tyloar

Christmas Turkey Carver (aka "Machine Gun Kelly", "Shocker") - You stick two fingers into a girl's pussy, and one in her ass, then ream her repeatedly. - C.

Christmas Tree - You fuck a shaved girl, shoot your load on her upper pubic area and sprinkle a handful of pine needles where you jizzed, making her patch look like a Christmas tree. Then proceed to bite her belly button making it the star on top of the tree. - G-Bag - New York

Chunky Monkey - While feeling nauseous after an orgasm, blow chunks straight into the guy's mouth who kisses you after he has eaten your cunt out.

Chunneling - The act between two people (usually both male) of greasing up a glass tube inside and out, and inserting it into the rectum's of both people. One of 'em takes a wicked dump, and the produced dook is passed back and forth through the usage of both suction and/or gravity. - iamyoureggman & skiknight83uw

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Taint - Pretending to be a Mormon just so you can impregnate virgins and breed them all out. - Club 1209

Churning Butter - When a girl is sucking or jerking you off while using both hands to stroke your "butter pole". - Brady

Cigarette Butt - When you are banging a girl doggystyle and you spit on the back of her head and rub it in with your foot (like you are putting out a cigarette on the ground) all the while still hitting it doggystyle and smashing her face into whatever is in front of her. - Jim & Joe - Baltimore

Cincinnati Gag Reflex (see also "Buffalo Barf Bucket") - While getting head from a girl (she must be an avid sports fan) reveal the fact that you are from Cincinnati. She will be so mortified and disgusted to know she is sucking the dick of someone from such a pathetic town sports wise, she'll gag herself on your dick. - PDiddyOrDidinty - Cincinnati, Ohio

Cincinnati Plate - When a girl shits on a glass coffee table or glass plate while the guy watches her from beneath it... - Vocal

Cincinnati Surprise - A type of reverse-hogging. A large girl spots a good looking guy, and gets him drunk enough to take her home. He wakes up, looks over, and gets the "Cincinnati Surprise".

Cincinnati Taco Chop - 1) Fingering a girl with your entire hand, all four fingers. Not balled into a fist.
2) A girl lies on her back, and the guy karate chops her taco. An extreme version of "flicking the bean". - The Last Podcaster Standing

Cinderella - A girl who chokes at the Ball(s) - Bruce L. - Pennsylvania

Cinnamon Stick - When you take your penis out of someone's anus and it has fecal matter on it. - "HyDrO"

Circle Jerk - 1) When a group of guys beat off onto a piece of toast and the last one to blow their load on it, eats it.
2) Where a bunch of gay guys stand around in a circle. One other dude gets on his knees and jacks each one off in turn, rotating in place to move to the next guy. The guy doing the jacking is known as the "Pivot Man". - anonymous - Raleigh, NC

Circumcision - Kick your girlfriend in the chin when you find her blowing another man. - KEEB07

Clam Bake - (for the ladies) You're sitting on a guy's face while he's eating you out. You clamp your legs around his head and suffocate him to death. - Lindsey - Boston

Clam Digging - Inserting and then eating marshmallows out of a skank's snatch. - Elliott C. - Ohio

Clam Dip - When a girl is laying down with her cooter in the air, you lower your balls in and out of her in a dipping motion. Thus the name, "Clam Dip". - Matt N. - Michigan

Clam Jousting - Literally, Lesbian sex. - AnthillMob - London

Clapper - You're doin' her doggystyle ,you rabbit punch her and knock her out. Start smacking her ass. This results in hours of "enlightening" fun if you have the clapper installed on the lights in the room. - Lee W. - Arizona

Claw - Insert your thumb in the pink, your pointer finger in the stink. Your two fingers go together to form a claw. - Austin Goodwin, Oklahoma
2) The act of using the webbing between your fingers to masturbate. - The Students of Maryvale High

Clerks Encore - Find a guy you really hate and violate his mother while pouring sugar into his gas tank. For added insult, trick his girlfriend into having sex with a dead man, but only reveal the knowledge after they do nasty themselves. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cleveland Brown - This is a chick who has a great body but an ugly face (Similar to the football team who had nice uniforms but ugly helmets) - Brian K.

Cleveland Steamer - The extreme act of shitting on your partner's chest. (sometimes used as a revenge act).
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Cleveland Steenbock - Named after the originator, the "Cleveland Steenbock" involves paying a homeless person to allow you to crap on them. Has been submitted to the Olympic Committee as Olympic Bum Crapping. - James F.

Cleveland Streamer - 1) Pissing on someone's chest. - Fucking to Phil C*llins
2) Busting a nut on a chick's chest right between her tits, then sitting down in it. Then slide as far as you can making a steamboat sound. The more authentic the better. - Dick M. - Cleveland

Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie: "Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."

Clitty Litter - The crusty residue of the dried juices a girl leaves in the crotch area of her panties. - Dirty Andy

Closet Whore - A girl who tries to come off as a nice person, but deep down we all know she's a stupid whore. - Jerry - Ohio

Clownface (aka "Clownface", "Jelly Donut", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - When a girl gives you head and you blow your load all over her mouth. Proceed to punch her in the nose and make it bleed. The white mouth and red nose makes her look like a clown, hence the "Clownface". - Kramer

Clown Smile - When a man eats out a woman during her period. - Team SST

Clyde Surprise - When you open your buddy's backpack and, to your surprise, you find a white lace thong with a brown skidmark. You then cut communications with your friend. - Midwest Hewitt Family

Coal Car – The woman in the middle of a double team, because the "Coal Car" is always in between the engine and the caboose of a train. - Reusal - Pennsylvania

Coal Miner (aka "Skullching") - Take a dump in your chick's mouth, then get face down on top of her. Engage in oral sex with her, deeply penetrating, as if you were trying to dig out all of the "coal". - Andy & Dan's House of Pain

Cob Candy (see also "PEZ Dispenser") - Semen or sperm from a "PEZ Dispenser". - intercaust

Cock Block - When another man tries to steal your girl, or inadvertently does something to prevent you from looking good in front of a nice lady, thus blocking your chances of getting with her. - A. Jello

Cock Blossom - Push your pecker head straight down your rod and pull the skin from the sides over the top. Grab your ball sack and stretch it over the entire pubic area. Hold for 1 minute...... release. A crowd pleaser or great for 2nd dates! Better in hotter climates. - Jason B. - Pennsylvania

Cock Goggles - The assumption that one's genitals are larger than they really are. i.e. "I feel ten inches long when I got my cock goggles on..." - Mike - New Jersey

Cock Holster - In reference to someone's mouth, "Hey shut your damn 'Cock Holster'!!!". - Dean L. - Nevada

Cock Sneeze - When a girl is giving you oral and you shoot it so hard in the back of her throat that she coughs / sneezes your load all over your pubes. - Matt F. - Chicago

Cockfaced Gremlin - The face that your bitch makes after you ejaculate all over her face that encompasses the squinting of eyes and the look of sourness at the lips (puckerface); hence "Cockfaced Gremlin". - Students of Maryvale High

Cockroft - When a girl jerks a guy off while sucking his sac, pubic area, or bottom of dick. - Tim M. - Ohio

Cockshocked - Screwing a chick so bad that it causes her to loose all grip of reality. - SBG - Sweden

Cocksmear - Smearing your cock along the chick's face. - The Students of Maryvale High

Coffee Grinder - You take poop crumbs from your underwear or out of ass-crust and put them on the victim's forehead, then smack them about and crush them with your dick.

Coffee Pot - When you're doing a girl doggystyle and right when you are about to cum, you turn her around like you're gonna nut in her face... then you grab a pot of coffee and pour it on her.

Coin Purse - A pair of balls. - Uncle Patty - Brooklyn, NY

Cola Buster - Shake up a bottle of cola as you're doing a girl. Right as you're about to come, open the bottle and shove it into her ass. It should make her feel fizzy and refreshed. Enough so to give you a swift kick to the groin. - The gang at SUNYIT (Grillo, WTF Dave, Kimahri, Bubba, Dire Wolf, and Bing)

Cold Carl (see also "Hot Carl") - Same as a "Hot Carl" (Placing plastic wrap over a person's mouth and taking a shit on the plastic wrap, so that the heat of the feces enters the person's mouth.) except you use tin foil instead of plastic wrap.

Cold Faithful - Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the wintertime, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift. - Wadtron

Coliseum (aka "Gladiator") - The act of having sex in a sports arena where the girl is bent over the row of seats in front of you while you stay in your seat. She is in a modified doggy-position. You then signal the crowd to choose point of entry. Thumbs up (vaginal) or thumbs down(anal). - Lawrence - Massachusetts

Colonel Sanders (aka "Wedding Cake") - While you're doing it doggystyle, you pull out, come in your hand, and rub it all over her mouth.

Columbus Cupholder - Fuck a pregnant girl and dent the child's head with your penis while the skull is still soft. Then when the child grows up with a large imprint in his head, it makes a perfect cupholder for your beer.

Comb Over - (For a man or lesbian) Shave one half of your partner's vagina then lick the other side (the side that is hairy) over to the side that was shaved... hence "Comb Over" - Mike aka Nipple Gary

Coming Down the Chimney - Pretty self explanatory; for holiday spirit, add some "Ho, ho, ho's". - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Compton Cleanup - Screw a girl doggystyle. After you bust a nut, "Donkey Punch" her and steal all of her money and any other valuables she might have. - antigfk

Compton Gangbang - You meet a young lady at the bar. She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. Just when she's about to get off, your friends barge in the room and plainly beat the shit out of her. That should teach her not to fuck around. (Ladies, feel free to perform a "Compton Gangbang" on guys too. I know you've got some fat girlfriends to help you out.) - JV - Cleveland

Concrete Mixer - When you're tappin' her ass doggystyle, ramming her head fiercely into the drywall ahead. When you spew, shoot it into her drywall ridden locks. Presto, "Concrete". - Christian T. - Georgia

Concussion Grenade - You fuck a girl with a rubber on, but don't throw it away; Instead, after the girl falls asleep, you take the used rubber, fill it up like a water balloon, then proceed to chuck it at her. - Tiny Elvis

Coney Dog (aka "Chili Dog") - This is when you take a shit on a girl's chest, and then go on to titty fuck her. - Jerry - Ohio

Coney Island Steamer with Chili and Cheese - Line up behind your lady while she lays face down. Lay your wang between her ass cheeks. She then fires off a decent crap while you hump away until ejaculation. - The Overweight Lover Mikey B

Coney Island White Fish - 1) After you cum in a condom, you tie the open end in a knot and throw it in a river. It floats and looks like a fish. (Obviously it comes from the East River in NYC originally, but could be applied to any river). - Chris C. - Connecticut
2) A used condom. The Coney Island Whitefish can be found in large schools in any secluded parking area or along the Jersey shore.....

Confused Ostrich (aka "Reverse Milky Ostrich", "Real Japanese Bukkake) - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protein, this bitch is stickin' her head out of the hole to get her protein! - BILZ & BRI - Breezy Point, NY

Contortionist - Have a girl eat herself out while you do her in the ass. - FLINT013

Conventional Oven (see also "Dutch Oven") - Similar to a "Dutch Oven", only instead of ripping ass, you take a shit. Don't let the girl out from under the covers until she's finished you off. - J.B. - New York

Cookie Shooting - When a group of guys sit in a circle surround a cookie and they all start masturbating. When they climaz they shoot the jizz on the cookie and the last person to jizz on the cookie has to eat it. - Chris G. - New York

Cookies & Cream - Finish in someone's asshole and slurp it out.

Copperfield Simplex - When you are fuckin' a chick from behind and you pop a herpes sore on her back so she thinks you came. Then when she turns around, you blow the load in her face. - intercaust

Corn Cob - When a girl gets a dick in each ear. - KB - Michigan

Corn Flakes - This requires a really dirty partner. When you're about to cum, shoot it in her ear. If she's dirty enough, she'll have plenty of ear wax. Hopefully, the ear wax will float atop the semen. With the correct coloration, her ear will look like a bowl of milk and cereal.

Corn Hole Rows - Getting your butt hair braided. - Byg Mayne101

Corn Inhaler - One who sticks corn up her ass and pussy and leaves it in over night. - Amanda & Frank

Corndog - Pulling your cock out of your girl only to realize she has a yeast infection and your weiner has now been breaded. - Logan D. - Missouri

Corngun (aka "E*zy-E") - Buy a bushel of fresh corn on the ear. Eat it all yourself. When you're 69-ing a girl and on top, let it rip and start yelling: "Rat a tat tat, Cause I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back!!!" - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Cosby Sweater - Eat an entire bowl of Fruity Pebbles and then vomit on someone's chest. - @AngryBieber

Cougar - Woman in her forties that hangs out at the bar trying aggressively to pick up drunk young guys. - Zack - Canada

Counterfeit Latte - When a woman queefs so badly in a convenience store that she has ask to use the bathroom to clean herself up. - Joe C. - Massachusetts

Country Blumpkin - A modified "Blumpkin" taking place in an outhouse

Covered Wagon - When you fart in bed, underneath the covers, and the next time you lift the covers, you catch a foul whiff of it. It's even better when someone else is in bed with you, and they catch the whiff instead. - StevieP - Indiana

Cow Bell - Three guys, one in the mouth making her "mooooo", one milking her tits, and the third giving it to her up the ass with the slapping of the balls making the cow bell sound. Especially effective with pregnant women.

Cow Style - A slightly modified version of doggystyle. While on your bed, doing it doggystyle, right before you explode, take it out and nut on her back. Then proceed to push her off the bed ("Cow Tipping"). For added fun, try making her moo, or perhaps, start out in a bunkbed. - Dave M. - Florida

Coyote Hunter - The guy in every bar that always "goes ugly early", paying way too much attention to the fat loney bitch at the end of the bar. - Tom R. - AR

Coyote Ugly - Waking up with a nasty one night stand, you realize you have to give her / him the slip. You realize your arm is wrapped around them. You would rather gnaw off your own arm than risk waking them.

Crabby Patty - A snatch so nasty it's crusty and smells like crab legs. - Robert - South Carolina

Crack Snort (see also "Angry Dragon", "White Dragon", "Holy Shit...") - While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of someone snorting crack. - dirkolarry

Crackmaster - Hold down someone you despise until helpless. Find a big fat bastard. Feed him lots of beans. Then get him to spread his huge disgusting cheeks over the person's face. Placing the cornhole directly on the tip of the nose. Cut wind like never before. Laugh your ass off. - keenjc

Crapnel - When you take a shit and the water splashes up on your ass. - Justin N. - California

Crappachino - Jizz in a girl's ass, then make her shit it out and drink it.

Crazy Alabama - During regular vaginal sex, right before climax, put it in her ass and yell, "CRAZY ALABAMA!"

Crazy Carlos - Go to your booty call's house for some sex. If she is not home, jack off, and ejaculate into the mail slot of her door, or an open window. - Andy and Dan's House of Pain

Crazy Mongoose - A chick that tries to bite off your viper rather than pleasure it. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cream of Africa - You do a chick doggystyle, then you pull out and blow your load all over her back. You then proceed to rub brown sugar in your cum on her back. - Sal - Newport News, Virginia

Cream Fountain - When a guy leaves his jizz on a water fountain, where the water comes out, so the next person to gets a drink gets cream and water. - Ryan R. - Michigan

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo - A variation on the "Mushroom Tattoo" where after blowing your load inside your partner, you pull out your sloppy dick covered in your combined creams and you whip them in the forehead with it... thus... "The Cream of Mushroom Tattoo" - Seth R. - Texas

Cream Pie - When a guy is fucking a bitch and blows it all inside of the vagina. You have just made a "cream pie". - Andy and Dan's House of Pain

Cream Soda - When someone at a party isn’t looking, grab their soda (can’t be clear) and bring it in the bathroom. Jerk off and cum in it. It should dissolve fairly quickly. Slip the drink back where you got it. Someone will get a "Homemade Cream Soda". After they drink it, stand up and yell: “CREAM SODA!” - The gang at SUNYIT (Grillo, WTF Dave, Kimahri, Bubba, Dire Wolf, and Bing)

Creamer - Two in the grouper and two in the pooper; called "The Creamer" because it's Half & Half like the coffee creamer. - Coolie C. - Florida

Creator - While in a 69 position standing up with a girl, you scream "THIS IS MY BEST MOVE!" and then administer a piledriver.

Credit Card - When a girl is bent over doing whatever she is doing, you take your thumb and run it up the crack of her ass and scream out "credit card". - The Seven Man Crew of Maryvale High

Credit Card Trick - While your girl is sleeping, surprise her by swiping your cock up and down her ass crack. And as she wakes up in subtle confusion, say to her gently,"Top O' the mornin' to ya" (if you're Irish) if not, say "Rise and shine..." and then splooge in her eye. - Matt S. - NJ

Creme Brulet - The act of blowing your load on a girl with a braided mullet. - DJ Candyman - Wisconsin

CrevvyCoptor - As your girl lowers herself onto you via her crevice (slang crevvy), you spin her around on your rod like a helicopter.. Hence "CrevvyCoptor". - Slim Sneedy - Pennsylvania

Crime Scene Investigator (aka "RedRum") - You fuck your girl on the heaviest day of her period and right after you come you make her give you head 'til your dick is clean. - ChrisDoof - Brooklyn

Crimson Pancake - This is indeed a lewd act. This is when a guy shits in his hand and then uses it as a dildo to fuck his gal with it. When he is done most of it wears away, then he smears it on her face. - tipsy@marquette university

Crimson Slip-n-Slide - When you fuck a girl while she's on her period, and use her blood as extra lubrication. - Nick P. - California

Crockett's Revenge - If your lady has denied you on many occasions, treat her to a pleasant make out session. If she still slams the door, sneak up behind her with an abnormally large coonskin cap. Pull it down tightly over her head and nail her doggystyle. At any point thereafter, probably during eruption, yell loudly, "Remember the Alamo!" This may get you arrested but displays good taste. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Crocodile Hunter - This occurs while you are having sex with your over jealous, over demanding wife. So you're having sex and all of the sudden the phone rings and she picks it up. It's your girlfriend on the other line . She immediately starts to freak out and starts attacking you, just throwin' shit at you left and right. At this point you say in your best aussie accent, "Well, you're a grumpy little Shelia" or "DANGA DANGA DANGA" or "You're a naughty little one". - Kenny - Eagle River

Cropduster - Whilst basking in the afterglow, your woman spoons you, and you fart into her bush.

Crossed Swords - A blowjob involving two penises at one time. Three becomes a "Jawbreaker". - Wadtron

Crossing the Delaware - Go from tits (aka "New Jersey") to the "British Fort" (take a guess) for a surprise attack while the girl is sleeping.

Crotch Brew - Find a girl with a yeast infection, stuff the vagina with barley, and hops. Fuck her and let the sex juices ferment, then go down on her and enjoy the brew. - Chris Bo & Ben No

Crotch Pheasant (aka "Thanksgiving Turkey") - After you cum in a girl, have her drip your love gravy on your junk, then shave her pubes and sprinkle them over your crotch. Allow to dry. - Big Dirty & Flash

Crucifixion (see also "Crucifixion with a stake in it", "Martyr") - Getting it in 4 directions; a dick in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the ass. - Dirty Suarez

Crucifixion with a stake in it (see also "Crucifixion", "Martyr") - Same as "Crucifixion" except another dong in the snatch. - Dirty Suarez

Crying Masturbation - After you go out for the night and get the almighty cock block you walk home and look at porn on the internet while crying and masturbating at the same time.

Cuban Defector - This is a trick for guys who have girls that don't like to raw dog it. While doing her doggystyle, slowly pull out and pop it in the starfish for a second. Pull your johnson out of her ass, leaving the condom in her cornhole. Then slide it back into the right hole and proceed with the doggystyle, rubber free. - Cousin PJ - Brooklyn

Cuddle Slut - A girl that likes to cuddle, and even possibly makeout, but nothing else. - A. Jello

Cue Balls - A guy's shaved balls. Smooth as cue balls... - Brock S.

Cum Crematorium - When you shoot your load in someone's ass, after you pull out (move to a safe distance) they blast a fart and light it. - Tom R. - AR

Cum Dumpling - The little wad of paper and latex you make when you wrap up a used condom to throw it away.

Cum Dumpster - A girl (or guy if you're sick) that is worthless and their only purpose in life is to be used as a disposing area for men to release some bodily fluids when the times are right... - Matthew Rowe - New York

Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat & then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back & forth to create the "Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping" effect. A great way to impress your friends. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cum Lynching - Masterbating in the woods in Georgia, next to a tree. When you cum, wipe it on the leaf of a tree. When the leaf flies up, cum lands on your eyebrow and hangs there as you laugh to the people looking at the cum hanging from your eyebrow.

Cum Sickles - This is for girls who like the taste of cum (or guys if you swing that way). Jack off in an ice cube tray, put tooth picks in them and let stand over night. In the morning you will have man juice on a stick. - Derek - Ohio

Cummy Mummy - After a lengthy Bukkake session, you wrap the "target" in a sheet and set'em lovingly on fire. - Tx Rich

Cunt Butter (aka "Fanny Batter") - Female lubricant / discharge. - Mitch - South Carolina

Cunt Trumpet (see also "Muff Trumpet") - While going down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with a firm hand, push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the beautiful sound of a trumpet. WARNING! - We were recently informed that if performed improperly, the "Cunt Trumpet" could result in death!

Cuntry Blumpkin - Performing oral sex on a woman while she's on a toilet taking a shit. The female version of a Blumpkin.

Cupid-Style - When your man treats you like shit on Valentine's Day and doesn't give you a gift, you go on an eating spree. Then when you return he still wants to have sex, but because you've eaten so much you're feeling sick. Mr. Sensitive of course doesn't care and proceeds to do you doggystyle while you puke into the toilet. - Abbey & Lindsay

Cure for the Common Cold - When someone asks you for a tissue and you say "no I don't have a tissue, but I do have this" and then you ram your cock up their nose. - Jill, Julie, and Evan - Massachusetts

Curling - You and a buddy double-team a girl, one taking her doggystyle, the other being pleasured orally. Before either of you erupt, the front man pulls out and quickly takes a dump on her back and stands straddling her neck. The rear man pulls out and forces her ass down with his knee. As the shit slides down the incline, both persons "sweep" either side with their dicks, blowing their load as they go. The point is to allow the shit to proceed as far down as possible without falling off, despite the ruckus the girl might make. It's pointless, just like the real game. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Cuz'If - Another term for the "Taint". "Cuz'If" it weren't there, your guts would fall out. - Ol' Dad - Winnipeg, MB

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