Glossary of Perversion E

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Earache - While receiving oral sex, just as you blow your load, take it out of her mouth and scream "Holy shit! There's a raccoon in here!" As you do this point to either side. When she turns her head, shoot your love gunk in her ear. Her ears will ring for hours, hence the name "Earache". - Firecrotch, New York

Earning your Red Wings (see also "Red Wings", "Red Badge of Courage") - The status you receive after the act of having sex with a girl while she is on her period.

E*zy-E (aka "Corngun") - Buy a bushel of fresh corn on the ear. Eat it all yourself. When you're 69ing a girl and on top, let it rip and start yelling: "Rat a tat tat, Cause I never hesitate to put a nigger on his back!!!" - Jason B, Pennsylvania

Eddie - The act of jizzing in a girl's eye, and making her leave it there until it dries. It will appear that she has crusty eyes.....it is called this because there is this kid named eddy, who has crusty eyes. - Matt & Joe, New York

Eggrole with Sweet and Sour Dipping Sauce - This takes place when you are eating a Chinese girl out and just as she is about to cum you dip just your head in her pussy. Afterward, you make her eat it off just like you do when you are eating an eggrole. - Condom King, Alaska

Eggs Danny Th*mas Style - Danny Th*mas used to pay hookers to defecate onto the top of a glass-topped coffee table, while he lay underneath and watched. - Cochon C

Eiffel Tower - When two guys are enjoying a girl from both ends, then they reach up and high five over her, creating a mock Eiffel Tower. - Neil G, New York

Eight Seconds - You've got a girl in the dog: right as you get your cock all the way in, you whisper in her ear, "I fucked your sister last night," and try to hold on for 8 seconds. - Jacob J. Mauldin, Texas

18th Ave. Feast (aka "Carnival") - While you're double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bangs her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time, pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops their balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Electric Boogaloo - Just like a "Donkey Punch", but instead of your fist or knuckle, use a taser instead! Gotta love those vibrations. - Chance, Texas

Electric Lemonade - Great move prior to dumping your boyfriend / girlfriend. Bring them home for one last fuck, then after the act has been completed go to the bathroom and throw an electric curling iron in the back of the toilet (plugged in). If all goes well they will get electrocuted during their post fuck piss. - Gary O, Iowa

Electric Snow Angel - Do some chick from behind. Make sure her vibrator is improperly wired enough to give her a tremendous, but not necessarily life-threatening shock. Proceed to blow your massive load all over her back. When she turns around to face you, slam her vibrator into her cunt and let it rip at full power. She'll collapse onto the ground and her gyrations will make a beautiful snow angel with your jizz. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Elephant (aka "Bunny") - A guy takes everything out of his pockets, pulls his pockets out so it looks like a pair of ears, then unzips, pulls out his trunk, and has a girl suck away. - Uncle Patty, Brooklyn

Elephant Walk - Everyone loses their pants and forms a line. With both thumbs up, one thumb goes in your mouth while the other goes in the asshole of whoever is in front of you (this arm is the "elephant's trunk"). The lead person gets the line moving in no particular direction, a la conga line. If your thumb happens to fall out of someone's ass, you switch thumbs. Old frat initiation game. - Brad, Florida

Eleven - Coming so hard in the chick«s mouth, that the sperm comes out of both her nostrils, forming the number 11. - Ulf and Carl, Sweden

Emersons - Code word for "nice tits" when you are trying to be subtle in public. (ie "Knock, knock..." "Who's there?" "Emerson." "Emerson who?" "Emerson nice titties...") - Steamin' ZMAN

Emril - While fucking a chick doggystyle, pull out, spit on her back and cum on your hand. When she turns around, throw the cum on her face and yell BAM! - Ryan C, Connecticut

Encierro (aka "Pamplona", "Running of the Bulls") - An orgy with equal number male / female except for one odd person; all others go into the "Bull Charge" and chase the odd man out. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Equalizer - Two in the pink, two in the stink. - Will B, MA

Eradicator (aka "Neutron Bomb") - Walk into a semiformal social event buck-ass naked and begin jacking off into the punch bowl while counting down from ten. No damage will be done to the structure but the room will be devoid of life. For extra points, count in German. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Erie Meatball Sandwich - A girl is blowing you, you pull out, cum in her mouth then immediately punch her in the face as hard as you can. Then you descend your balls into her cum and blood-filled mouth. This creates the sandwich: sauce (blood), cheese (cum), and balls (self-explanatory). This is best performed with a monkey and an organ grinder in the corner creating musical accompaniment. - Frank S, Pennsylvania

Eskimo Frenchbread Surprise - While nailing her doggystyle, you shove a frozen breadstick in her butt. - Zerb

Espenistary - When three Neanderthals have buttsex with someone at the same time. - ORCC

Esplanade - To attempt to explain your whiskey dick to a girl. You are obviously drunk.

E.T. - Next time you've got some dumbass fuck puppet ready to go, grab her purse and excuse yourself to the can while the drunken whore waits, lost in her own tangled bush. Get her mother's (or husband's) phone number from her purse while making fake shit noises. Flush the toilet for added effect then grab the cordless phone on the way back to bed. As soon as you find yourself stabbing her bucket with your jonny, dial the number and hold the phone near her head with same hand your pulling hair with and bang away. Make sure you mention her name and ask her things like, "Who's the biggest whore in the world?" and "You like fat cocks up your dirt road don't you?". Then throw the phone on the bed and tell it's for her. A nice topper to this maneuver is to take her money and throw her outside nude and lock the door. I like to threaten to kill her if I ever see her again. You might have your own closing. Have fun. Be creative. - Nathan K, Canada

Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a women's face by turning her knobs (nipples).

Evil Chipmunk - (for the ladies) A girl fakes like she's about to give a blowjob but instead bites off the guy's balls and stuffs them in her cheeks.

Exploding Thorns - A variation on the "Shocker". Penetrate the chick with your fingers crossed (middle over index and ring over pinky) and then immediately uncross them while yelling out "BOOM!" Always remember the thumb for the clitoral stimulation. - Woogie310, Georgia

Eye Jammie - Blow your load on a drunk and unconscious chick's face and let your jizz cement her eyes shut. - Mark F, New York

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