Glossary of Perversion K

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Kaboose - When a group of guys all slam a girl in the same night, the "Kaboose" is the last person to go. Similar to sloppy seconds, but entails more than 2 people. - Gene L, Pennsylvania

Kamala - Banging a fat black woman while eating a rotisserie chicken off the fat folds behind her neck. - Col. Von Noodle, Brooklyn

Kamikaze - Find a chick, preferably Japanese, and bang her like crazy. When you are finished, grab her by the hair on the back of her head and lunge her into a brick wall. - JIGGAMAN

Kamikaze Run (aka "Slim Pickens") - Same as the "Killer Angel", except that when you start shitting, you let go of the chandelier (or fan) and ride down with your bomb. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Kamikaze Tunnel Fire - Now this is quite simple, you are doin' someone from behind, in the buns of course, and after a little work, pull out to reveal a phlacid, half open poop-shoot. Quickly now, before it closes up, take a good pinch of Wasabi and poke it in there, cork, and ta-da... - Von S, Oregon

Kankles - When a lady is so fat the space between her calf and her ankle are the same size... Hence the word "Kankles". - Spencer, Tennessee

Karen Carp*nter - Fucking a chick in the ass while she vomits. Feels a lot like a multi-Donkey Punch.

Keller - Any straight guy of short stature who enjoys ass play, such as getting his "Salad Tossed", inserting vibrators or other objects into his ass. Upon learning of a friend's fondness for assplay, an individual will typically respond, "he's not gay, he's just a Keller."

Kenabunkport Chowder - Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs. - Mike T, Brooklyn

Kenny R*ger's Roaster - While doin' the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect. Continue until a golden crispy brown. - Milton W, Georgia

Kentucky Derby - From behind, you take off the condom, tie a knot in it and start whipping her like you're a jockey trying to win a race. - jward

Kentucky Plow - You're doing a girl doggystyle on a hard floor, then you sweep her arms out from under her so that she bangs her face on the floor, knocking out her teeth. - Jim B., Ohio

Kidney Stones - (this one is just wrong and we don't suggest you ever try it, it will almost certainly result in jail time) While performing anal on your girlfriend put a razor blade in her vagina. As soon as she feels it and starts screaming bloody murder punch her in the kidney and make her pass it all over you.

Kids Drink - After 4 or 5 people get done fucking a girl, everyone bust in a cup and let her drink it. - Andre P, North Carolina

Killer Angel (aka "Stuka") - Same as the "Demolition Man", except when bombing you must be swinging from a chandelier or a ceiling fan. A good option when the ladies have passed out and are laying down on the bed. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

King Benny - This would be the most adult thing to do to your girlfriend after she dumps you publicly in a harsh fashion and in one of your favorite bars, restaurants, etc., thereby ruining the place for you. Jerk off into a bowl for two weeks and purchase a belligerent ferret at a local pet store. Break into her apartment while she's taking a relaxing bath and enter the bathroom calmly. Before she has time to react, say "Every time I go to (insert Break up location's name here), I see your face." Dump the jizz and the ferret into the tub and yell over her screams, "Now, every time you take a bath, you'll see mine." Calmly walk out (you may take a photograph) and hire a good litigator. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

King Nutty (aka "Queen Nutty") - Put your nut sack on a sleeping guy's head and take a picture (like they have a crown made of balls). The victim becomes "King Nutty". - Walnut, North Dakota

Kinky Stinky - Eat a lot of refried beans and get with a girl. Get in the doggystyle position. Have her suck you off from under and behind you. When you're about to blow your load, fart in her face. When she passes out, finish the job while she's unconscious. - JIGGAMAN

Kiss Of Death - When romancing the girl you are with, take her out for some Mexican food. When you get home, load her up with some tequila and follow her into the bathroom. Once she pukes and shits her brains out, lick her asshole, French-kiss her afterwards, then whack her in the skull with a bat.

Kit Kat - The act of sliding four fingers in the pink. - Larry, Philadelphia

KKK - You are fucking a black girl doggystyle and just as you are about to blow it, you put the white bed sheet on your head to resemble a clansman. (Goes over best if used in southern states) - Drew, Munnsville

Klansman (aka "Pope") - When the girl's clit-hood is so big, it resembles the sheet worn by a KKK member. - Matt & Brittany

Klingon - A variation of the "Star Fleet Commander" where your girl is not wet enough and grips hold of your hand. - Ben H, Australia

Knight Rider (aka "David H*sselhoff") - Bangin' a chick in the backseat of a Camaro. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Knowledge - The act of getting oral from a girl, ie "head". - Timmy B, Fairfield U.

Knucklepuck - Getting fisted in the ass then sucking out the loosened shit. - Chelsea, New Jersey

Kojak (see also "Mr. T", "Don J*hnson", "Chewbacca") - Term used to describe the hairstyle (or lack thereof) of a bald pussy. - Sebastian Q

Kool-Aid Mustache - When there is a smudge of blood left over on your upper lip after earning your red wings. - Stephanie aka The Google Goddess

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