Glossary of Perversion R

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R. K*lly - 1) Getting a blowjob from an unborn fetus whilst having sex with a pregnant chick. - Marvelli
2) Same as the "Cleveland Steamer", but with teenagers. - Brandon R

Rabbit - Also known as "El Rabbito" south of the border. Simply humping her as fast as possible "Rabbit Style" until the fur starts flyin' everywhere. - Mr. Blue, Minnesota

Railin' It (aka "Sled-Doggin' It") - Doing somebody doggystyle, slapping their ass rhythmically. Often times "Railin' It" results in a "skin chin" for the victim. - Bad Ass, Colorado River

Rainbow Kiss - When you eat a girl out when she is on her period and then kiss her on the mouth. You both will have a red stripe across your lips.

Raising the Dead - The act of going to a graveyard, digging up the grave of a random chick, taking her corpse out of the coffin and fucking her so hard that her body is moving around so violently it looks as if she is coming back to life. - Deuce B, New York

Rake - It is when a woman uses her teeth to "rake" or scrape the shaft of a man's penis while performing fellatio on him.

Raking the Garden - Take the top row of your teeth and scrape it from the top of her snatch, across the taint, and to the stankhole. - Dr. Nasty, New York

Rainbow Kiss - It's when a guy goes down on a girl that is having her period and then after he is finished he comes up and gives her a big kiss (with tongue). - William, Indiana

Ralph M*chio - When you're screwing a chick and when you're gonna climax, pull out, jizz on her titties, and rub it in with the head of your dick chanting "wax on, wax off". - Kress & Randallons , Michigan

Ralph Malph - puke all up in her snatch while munching her box.

Ralphie - Guys do this with a ho that's never done oral before, but very very anxious (like Ralphie shooting his Red Rider rifle). Make sure her eyes are closed, and right before you cum, tell her to open her eyes. "Shoot her eye out kid". Do not, I repeat, do not squeeze some jizz out prematurely and make sure you squirt her right in the middle of her eyeball. (A bonus if she wears contacts). - mario909, Southern Cal

Ram - Doing the deed close to a wall (Doggystyle for best effect). You ram her head into the wall for deeper penetration. - Easyboy, Minnesota

Randy S*vage - When a girl's going down on a guy, she all of a sudden bites into his penis and says, "Snap into a Slim Jim".

Rat Belly - Sticking your ball bag out your pants while keeping your cock inside. Your balls look like the bottom of a rat's belly. Do it when no one is expecting it. Great at parties. - Mud, NY

Rat Nose - When you have to take a shit so bad the tip pokes out your ass and looks like a rat's nose. - Trevor, Washington

Rat Pack - Fucking a girl in the ass when she has to shit so bad it's already poking out (derived from rat nose). - Justin H a.k.a "Jippo", NY

Raunchy Navajo - Much like the "Dirty Sanchez"... the guy shoves not one, but three fingers up the girl's ass, removes his fingers and gives her war-paint on her cheeks... those Indians are geniuses.

Ravi Gill - You hang upside down from a pull-up bar and then blow your load in your own face. - Trial & Error Crew, Virginia

Ray Bans (see also "Arabian Goggles") - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. Your can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is definitely worth a try.

Ray Ch*rles - When you fuck a blind chick and she doesn't see it coming. - Ritchey

Ray Finkle (aka "Scott N*rwood") - While aiming to shoot a load between her eyes, you miss her totally and go wide right. Named for the Field Goal kicker who missed wide right... "Laces Out!!" - Lams

Reach Around - This act is designed for gay males. While getting another guy in the ass doggystyle, the person giving the pounding has the common courtesy to reach around the receiver and jerk him off.

Reaching Home (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Rounding Third", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have partaken in making out, playing with boobs, heavy petting including but not limited to fingering of the girl & the stroking of the guy, Oral stimulation of one or both of the couple (orgasm optional), and penetration. In other words, they did it all, ending in sex. All acts have to take place in the same date for it to be considered "Reaching Home". If the guy goes straight to the fucking and skips all the work leading up to it, it is considered a "Home Run".

Real Japanese Bukkake (aka "Confused Ostrich", "Reverse Milky Ostrich") - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. - BILZ & BRI, NY

Rear Admiral - When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything without using your hands to grab onto her hips. - Sandman

Red Badge of Courage (see also "Red Wings") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taken place you are said to have received your "Red Badge of Courage". - Kevin, Eagle River

Red Baron - You are fingering some skank and she starts her period early. You give her a "Dirty Sanchez" with her own blood. - Johnny, Orange County

Red Beard (see also, "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Rollover", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Dr*ke", "Land Lubber") - After a successful boarding, you force a blow job out of your captive maiden and as you come, you punch her in the bottom lip and rub the blood over her chin and face, hence the "Red Beard". - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Red Cross - When a chick on the rag sits on your face and demands that you eat her out.

Red Dragon - 1) The red marks left on your partner's arse, after pulling your cock out and slapping her arse with it. - Jason, Australia
2) When you're doing her doggystyle and you're about to cum, spit on her back and when she turns around blow the load on her face and she'll get so mad her face will look like a "Red Dragon".

Red Feast - (I know we here at Get Offended are going to hell for adding this one... Read it and we'll see ya there) Going down on a girl while she has a miscarriage. - Chris C, Connecticut (blame him...)

Red Hot Chili Pepper - **Warning** Use a thick condom!! Before having anal sex with a girl, smear some Tabasco sauce or pepper-spray on the condom!! - Rob S, James K, & Ian J

Red Phoenix - Eatin' a chick out during her "heavy flow" and when you're done wiping your face between her boobs. Step back and admire your artwork. - Mark F, New York

Red Rocket - Term used to describe a dog's penis when it is erect. - Scott H, Texas

Red Rubber Robin - When a girl is masturbating with a dildo on her period and gets it stuck up her pussy. Then as she tries to squeeze it out of the pink palace the dildo fires out followed by a massive flow of blood. Get on your knees bitch and start scrubbing. - Norcalwolvirene, Sacramento

Red Snapper - Have sex with a girl on her period and use a condom. When you're done take the condom off and snap it in her face like a rubber band. - Trevor, WA

Red Wings (see also "Red Badge of Courage", "Earning your Red Wings") - When you go down on a girl while she is on her period, after this act has taken place you are said to have received your "red wings". - Scary Mike, Ohio

RedRum (aka "Crime Scene Investigator") - You fuck your girl on the heaviest day of her period and right after you come you make her give you head 'til your dick is clean. - ChrisDoof, Brooklyn

Reece's Monkey - Fling handfuls of your own shit at others. - 1114 SoFo

Relative Humidity - The amount of sweat that rolls off your ass while you're fucking your cousin. - Chad T, Kansas

Relief Pitcher (aka "Hey that guy looks like you!") - You are in a second floor apartment banging doggystyle while your woman is standing at the window looking out. While she is distracted with the pounding you pull out quick and your buddy (who has been hiding in the closet) quickly and silently slips in and continues the pounding. You silently slip down stairs and out to the street to stare back up at the window and begin to wave and wait for the inevitable... "Hey, that guy looks like you!" - Dennis M

Remember 9/11 - When you straddle a girl's stomach and titty fuck her but you are holding both her boobs up by her nipples and blow your load all over her towers. - Colin, New Jersey

Renaissance Festival - Dropping trow and running until you fall. - 1114 SoFo

Resleeving - A girl that has been used too many times is all loose with extra large beef curtains, you take a five pound ham, shove it up into the pussy and just pull out the bone. - Nathan W, Minnesota

Reuben - During Doggystyle sex keep a plate under the bed with your leftovers from last night and make two pieces of toast, while you're pounding her so hard that she can't see you, reach around and grab the plate, "Donkey Punch" her then jizz on the bread and make a sandwich out of her. - James, Oregon

Reverse Birth - The process of finding a woman with a big enough cooter and literally crawling through her vaginal chamber into her uterus. - Marcus M, New Jersey

Reverse Houdini - (opposite of "Houdini") When you're fuckin' a girl doggystyle and you pull out and blow it on her back. Then when she looks at you, ya spit in her face. - Ritchey

Reverse Milky Ostrich (aka "Confused Ostrich", "Real Japanese Bukkake) - A woman is buried up to her neck and no less than 15 men proceed to spray their man juice all over her face and hair. The ostrich puts his head in a hole for protein, this bitch is stickin' her head out of the hole! - BILZ & BRI, NY

Reverse Shocker - Two in the stink, and one in the pink". - Will B, MA

Rick Fl*ir - When a girl is blowin' a guy and sticks her fist up his asshole. All the man can say is "WOOOO!" - Norcalwolvirene, Sacramento

Rich Handshake - (Developed by an Englishman in Missouri) Go up to a bird in a bar, cup both her breasts in your hands and say "Hello my name is Rich, I'm from England". They either love it or hate it, though it has quite a following in Columbia, Missouri. - Rich

Richard G*re's Habitrail - (aka "Richard G*re's Rush Hour") - Similar to a "Singapore Subway" only using gerbils instead of micromachines.

Richard G*re's Rush Hour - (aka "Richard G*re's Habitrail") - Similar to a "Singapore Subway" only using gerbils instead of micromachines.

Ride the Wave In - When fucking a fat bitch, you slap her thigh and follow the ripple waves to her vagina. - Chris and Jon, New Jersey

Riding the Bull - A Texas favorite. Seduce the fattest girl at the party. Station 6-8 of your friends in the closet of an upstairs bedroom. When you get her up there and are going at it doggystyle you give the signal and everyone jumps out, turns on the lights and yells' "yee haaw! Ride the bull!". - Wadtron

Riding the Hershey Highway (aka "Taking the Old Dirt Road") - Partaking in anal sex.

Rim Job - When someone licks the inside of your asshole.

Rim Rash - Common reddish, burning sensation after not properly wiping your ass. - Craig, New Jersey

Ring - When a large group of gay men stand in a circle and fuck the ass of the guy standing in front of him in the circle while being fucked in the ass by the guy behind him in the circle.

Ring Around the Rosy - The girl and the guy are fucking and he realizes the girl got her period. Then the guy pulls out his penis and gives her a ring around her mouth. - Bomshot, Boston

Ringing The Doorbell - Female Masturbation. - Tom M, Washington

Rite of Passage - Nutting on someone else's doorknob - 1114 SoFo

Road Gummer - A female without any teeth who gives a man fellatio. Usually done by women with dentures for easy teeth removal. - Johnny Boy

Road Head - The act of getting head while driving, one of my personal favorites. - The Reverend Lovejoy, West Virginia

Road Map - When a girl asks you for directions, you pull out your sac and cup your balls between your thumb and forefinger. The veins in your sac will look like a road map and you can help her on her way. - Kevin, Ohio

Road to Athens - Another colorful euphemism for anal sex. - BeerVampire

Roast Beef Pussy - When a girl's pussy lips are so ripped up and nasty that they resemble our favorite lunch meat, "roast beef".

Rock Around the Clock - Starting at a 69 position (12 o'clock), the man continues to revolve clockwise like the hand of a clock while never leaving the pussy with his mouth. See how times it takes you to go around, until she gets off... Man must be on top for this to happen correctly.... - Mike P, Maine

Rocky B*lboa (see also "Rocky B*lboa Title Punch") - Don't shower for 2 weeks, then diarrhea down her throat at any point during sexual contact.

Rocky B*lboa Title Punch (see also "Rocky B*lboa") - same as "Rocky B*lboa", but in the 2 weeks of non showering, all you eat is corn.

Rocky's Warm-up - Where you repeatedly punching a girl's clit and beef curtains in the same style that Slyvester St*llone punched those large pieces of beef in that slaughterhouse in the movie "Rocky". could be used for her breasts too. - mofogoon, Indiana

Rodeo Clown (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Sex") - Get a bunch of your friends in the closet of the room that you're about to lay your chick in. While doing her doggystyle, and close to climax, get your friends to burst out of the closet making a lot of noise, and with a video camera (the rodeo clowns). When the chick goes crazy see how long you can hang on for. - Max

Rodeo Sex (see also "Baby Rodeo", "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown") - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and whisper in her ear, "you're almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Rollover (see also "Bunkbed Buccaneer", "Walking the Plank", "Shark Feeding", "Herman M*lville", "Getting Ahabed", "Red Beard", "Treasure Chest", "Ahab's Revenge", "Francis Dr*ke", "Land Lubber") - Misjudging the jump and knocking the bed onto its side. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of "Arabian Goggles", where a testicle is placed on each of the partner's eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike

Roman Shower - The act of vomiting on your partner during missionary or cowgirl sex. - Rob L, Illinois

Roman Soldier (aka "Roman Helmet") - You stand behind your kneeling girl, place your balls over her eyes, and let your shaft hang down over her nose... gives the appearance of the helmets Roman Soldiers wore.

Romancing the Bone - Euphemism for any kind of contact with one's penis. - Timmy B, Fairfield U.

Roommate Roundup - In a college dorm, passing a chick from one bunk to the other without letting her feet hit the floor. - Timmy B, Fairfield U.

Rosco - When you slap your girlfriend in the forehead with your cock.

Rocso Pico Train - When a line of guys slaps a girl in the forehead with their cocks.

Rosati Maneuver - Grabbing the girl by the back of her hair, smacking her face down over the flat surface of your choice (car hood, table, etc), then immediately yanking her pants down and giving it to her in the ass. - UrbankKnight, PA

Rose Creeper - When you take a rose and run it down your loved one's body, kissing her every where the rose goes. Then when you reach her vagina, turn her over and start violently plunging her "back door" while cussing at her and smacking her with the rose.

Rotisserie - 1) Getting done by two guys at once, one on each end: oral on one side, anal or doggystyle on the other. - Dirty Suarez
2) Here you need to find a woman with no arms and legs. You then take the girl as she is on your dick and continuously rotate her in 360 degree angles until her chicken is done. - Anteezi T, Massachusetts

Roughin' Up the Suspect - Beating your cock until it spits up "the evidence". "Spit it out, cough it up". - Ed R, Connectarado

Rounding Third (see also "Baseball Rules", "First Base", "Second Base", "Leading Off Second", "Third Base", "Reaching Home", and "Home Run") - Dating status of (by popular recognition) the couple have reached "Third Base" and also one (or both) of the couple have reached orgasm directly because of Oral Sex. Note... if one/or both have reached orgasm because of manual stimulation it is known as "Leading Off Second", it is important why they came as to establish the status of the date.

Royal Salute - Make your girl kneel and salute you while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance as you proceed to jerk off and cum on her face. - Mike R, Hanover Square

Rubber Ducky - Have a girl in some body of water take off your pants, make her give you head under the water, and don't let her up until she makes you bust a nut. - The Blue Hornet

Rubberbones - Someone with the ability to go down on themselves. - mk2gli

Rude Beneby - Get a girl / guy naked during foreplay, them make fun of them. It is rare that sex follows...

Rudolph - When getting a blowjob by a girl with pigtails, abruptly pull out and come in her hair. Before she runs off, slam her head on a table making sure her nose hits first and she's knocked out. Then spread your sample into her pigtails so they are sticking up out of her head. When she awakes from her mild concussion, the pigtails will have solidified into antlers and her nose will be a bright red. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer - This bestiality move starts with a naked woman sticking her nose in the ass of a male dog. She then lifts the dog's front paws in the air in the shape of a "V" while she is bent over like a dog on her knees. This will excite the dog and his red rocket thing will be revealed to look like Rudolph's nose. His paws will look like antlers on her head to complete the look. An enormously fat naked man with a red hat can whip the bitch and yell "ho, ho, ho" if so desired. Ladies have the extra benefit of having a brown nose after performing this act which will then allow them to join in all the reindeer games. - Brian, Pennsylvania

Ruff Rider - Briefly get head from a chick, then dip your dick in sand. Then slip it in her and fulfill the nickname. - Ryan, Ontario

Rug Burn - 1) Prolonged dry humping that results in rug burn like marks on the penis, usually from a zipper or rough fabric. - A. Jello & K. Rowe
2) The abrasions you find on your knees (or forehead depending on your level of play...) from rough sex on carpet. - Terry, New York

Running of the Bulls (aka "Pamplona", "Encierro") - An orgy with equal numbers of male / female participants except for one odd person; all others go into the "Bull Charge" and chase the odd man out. - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Running the Deli Line - The art of sucking off three or more guys at one time. - Lucas, Florida

Russian Alarm Clock - The art of laying a log on your girlfriend's face while she's sleeping. She'll wakes up screaming, voila, the "Russian Slarm Clock". - Gabe T, New York

Russian Backfire - During a 3-some you cum in one of the chick's asses, she then turns and fart blasts the secured load of cum on the face of the second chick. - @Mosedogg

Russian Bird Feeder (see also "New York Bird Feeder") - Eating a girl's period muff while she's shitting. - Gabe T, New York

Russian Dressing - While fucking a girl that is on the rag, bust a nut inside of her. Quickly have her stand up and place a bowl of salad under her pussy; gravity should handle the rest. A creamy light red sauce should fall from her pussy and onto the salad. Then make the bitch eat it. - Snippy, New York

Russian Icepick - When you do a girl in the butt in the frozen food section of your local grocery while she gives head to an ear of corn. - The Trial and Error Crew, Virginia

Russian Starfish - While fisting a dirty ho, try as hard as you can to open your hand to mimic a starfish. - Ben H, Australia

Russian Trombone - When a girl jacks you off while eating your asshole. - Roger, North Carolina

Rusty Bike Chain - A loose, but still somewhat connected stool, resembling a brown bicycle chain. - Mitch, South Carolina

Rusty Fish Hook - When you're doing a girl in the butt, if you get some shit on your finger, reach around and "hook" her mouth like you got a bass on your finger. A little disturbing, but funny as hell. - Clint

Rusty Nail - This is good if your with a girl that does not like to swallow.... When receiving a blowjob from the chick, just when you're about to cum, make her step on a rusty nail giving her lockjaw... Her mouth will be stuck open allowing you to shoot your jizz in her mouth. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Rusty Trombone (see also "Boofter") - 1) Demanding oral pleasure immediately following anal hijinks with a woman. - Kieth, Wall Street
2) The girl eats your asshole out and jacks you off at the same time.... similar to the slide action of a trombone... and the mouthpiece is all "rusty" - Zerb

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