Glossary of Perversion Z

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Zack M*rris - While fucking a broad, you call time-out. If she doesn't freeze, knock her out and blow it on her face. - Nolan, Ohio

Zagnut - When you cream on a chick while drinkin' your favorite malt liquor while wearing aviator sunglasses. - Chris D, Arizona

Zamboni - When your girl has their "period" put some ice cubes in her cootch and then proceed to "clean the ice" by licking it clean. - XTRON714

Zebra (see also "Oreo") - When two black people enjoy one white person. - Wadtron

Zebra Human - This happens when you are jerking off over a black woman. Suddenly you blow your load in a zigzag then stand back and watch the domestic animal graze on your pubes. - Kyle & Kenny, Eagle River

Zejwak - When you slam your boner into a red ant hill. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Zoarch - One who sucks the fart out of someone's ass! - Michael V, Ohio

Zombie - In a dark room, you have your gal give you a blow job then jizz all over her face. Next poke out her eyes and turn on the lights. Watch her walk around with her arms extended going "huhhh...." - Mark aka "The Burb", Wellington Co.

Zorro - Right before you cum, put a black mask over your eyes. Then wield your pecker like a sword and, in controlled bursts, carefully squirt 3 shots in the shape of a "Z". Then jump out the 3rd story window and smash your hairy beanbag on your horse's back. - Jason B, Pennsylvania

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