Thesaurus of Perversion

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Anal Sex - "Taking the old Dirt Road", "Butt Fucking", "Pumpin' Starfish", "Packin' her bags", "Churning Butt-Butter", "Drilling for Mud Bunnies"
2) "Hershey Highway", "Road to Athens", "Stirring Lunch" - BeerVampire
3) "Fudge Packin'" - Ed
4) "Balls Deep in the Can" - WilSnipe
5) "Churning the Mud" - Xerxes, Oz
6) "Colon Cowboy" - CPUTEC, Connecticut
7) "Colon Jousting" - Pat M, Florida
8) "HRA" ("Hot Rear Action") - Ryan, Michigan
9) "Being Captain Brown Star", "Choco-Taco" - LNJ, California
10) "Butt Slammin'", "Butt Pluggin'" - Chris, Pennsylvania
11) "Vein Train to A-Town" - Mark F, New York
12) "Takin' it up the Rusty Tailpipe" - Beth, Ohio
13) "Upadabaa" - M&M, Virginia
14) "Taking the Poo-poo Choo-choo", "Driving the Buick Shitmaster to Colonville", "Pounding the Play-doh" - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
15) "Uphill Gardening", "Backshott", "Turd Burgling" - AnthillMob, London
16) "Doin' it Dog" - Wheatley Boys

An Anal Sex Aficionado (aka "A Gay Guy") - "Butt Pirate", "Captain Brown Eye", "Colon Cowboy", "Keebler", "Fudge Packer", "Plumber"
2) "Rectal Ranger", "Rump Ranger", "Anal Avenger", "Ass Pirate", "Anal Invader" - A. Jello
3) "Butt-Dart Champion", "Pillow Biter" - Tony, Minnesota
4) "Pooper Poker", "Cornhole Cadet", "Ass Speelunker" - Joe B
5) "Pole Smoker", "Salami Saluter" - Jennifer G, New Jersey
6) "Backdoor Bandit" - MrRush, New York

Anus - "Asshole", "Bunghole", "Chocolate Starfish
2) "Dirty Penny" (tastes just like one), "Balloon Knot" (look into the knot made when you tie a balloon), "Leather Cheerio" - Mark C
3) "E.H.D". (End of a Hot Dog), because it looks like the end of a hot dog. - Chad T, Kansas
4) "Brown Eye" - Dom V, California
5) "Corngun" - Jason B, Pennsylvania
6) "Dirt Road", "Dumper" - Dave G, New York
7) "Mudcutter" - Local God
8) "Turd Cutter" - Trevor, WA
9) "Pip", "Ring" - AnthillMob, London
10) "Shit Funnel", "Dark Tunnel of Love" - Andrew M, Illinois

Balls - "Sack", "Hairy Beanbag", "Satchel", "The Twins", "Giggle Berries", "Puss Bags", "Juice Bags"
2) "Ols*n Twins", "The Boys" - Shane, Cincinnati
3) "Sack of Wet Marbles", "Meat Bag" - Andrew M, Illinois

Breasts - "Tits", "Jugs", "Knockers", "Chesticles", "Sweater Bunnies", "Fun Bags", "Breastages", "Flap Jacks", "Mams", "Boobs", "Spam Castanettes", "The Two Bald Guys"
2) "Jubblies", "Baps", "Hooters", "Wangas", "Bazookas" - AnthillMob, London
2) "Snack Trays", "O Nugs" - Richard M, New Jersey
3) "Breastibules" - Steve F, Illinois
4) "Cans" - Todd B, Indiana
5) "Love Bags", "Love Pillows", "Double Action Super Soakers" - Adam M, California
6) "Milk Wagons" - Clark
7) "Watermelons", "Melons", "Jugs", "Tatas" - tflem, Ohio
8) "Dairies" - Deebs, New Jersey
9) "Crowd Pleasers" - Jimmy, England
10) "Tubes" - Mitchell S
11) "Dangle Donkeys" - Wahbo Y

Camel Toe - "Mumbler", "Ninja Foot", "Smugglin' a Yo-Yo", "Moose Knuckle", "Sock and a Flip-Flop", "Jean Eater", "Hang Time on the Monkey"
2) "Rhino Hoof" - Madslim
3) "Hanging Roast Beef" - Richard M, New Jersey
4) "Whisper Pants" - George B, Georgia
5) "Clam Bite" - MULLY, Japan
6) "Pee Flapper" - DJ, Florida
7) "Lip Reader Pants" - Snatchmo, Chicago
8) "Cougar Gap" - Tim B, Georgia

Defecation - "Makin' a Chocolate Baby", "Squeezin' Out Some Soft Serve", "Shit", "Makin' Chili", "Green Apple Splatters", "Case of the Quicks", "The Squirts", "Bustin' Porcelain"
2) "Droppin' Bait" - Brett, Ohio
3) "Dropping the Cosbys off at the Pool" - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut
4) "Taking the Browns to the Superbowl" - Allen, Minneapolis
5) "Shelling the Toilet Duck", "Scrubbin' Bubbles", "Delivering the Cookies", "Pulling Some Taffy", "Firing One Out", "Bombing Japan", "Laying down some Asphalt", "Heaving a Boulder", "Unloading the Chuckwagon" - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
6) "Backin' One Out", "Dropping a Deuce", "Snappin' Off Cigars", "Doing a Dough Dog", "Pushin' Mud", "Makin' Trouser Chili", "Layin' Cable", "Brown Spotted Wrinkle-Necked Trout" - westhebartender, Las Vegas
7) "Speaking to the Arabs (Mustapha Crap)" - AnthillMob, London
8) "Droppin' off the C*sby kids at the pool" - Larry, Pennsylvania
9) "Prairie Doggin'" - Andrew M, Illinois
10) "Blasting a Dook" - Fred, Illinois
11) "Pinch a Loaf" - Nikki, Pennsylvania
12) "Curling off a Hot Snake" - 1114 SoFo
13) "Squeezin' Off a Batch of Butt Butter" - Terry, Iowa

Fart - "Air Biscuit", "Poot", "Fluffer", "Drop a Bomb", "Let one fly", "Blow an O-Ring...", "Butt Burp", Silent But Deadly, SBD", "Chocolate Smoke"
1) "Pass Gas" - Polly, Nevada
2) "Blowin' Ass" - Tommie, Ohio
3) "Makin' Muffins" - Brak
4) "Squeezing Squeakers" - Drew M.
5) "Dropping Stink Bombs" - J-U-P
6) "Purging the Valves" - Rich J, Indiana

Horny (female) - "Hot to Trot", "Itchin' for a Lickin'", "Wet", "Hotter than Georgia Asphalt", "Creamin' in your Jeans", "Gooey Down Under", "Pubertistic", "Cock Hungry", "Cockstruck"
2) "Screaming Thigh Sweats" - Scott, Canada
3) "Randy" - Chuck, Massachusetts

Horny (male) - "Hot to Trot", "Itchin' for a Lickin'", "Hard", "Cuntstruck", "Creamin' in your Jeans", "Wide Tailed and Bushy Eyed", "Pubertistic", "Box Hungry"
2) "Randy" - Chuck, Massachusetts

Masturbation (female) - "Double Clicking the Mouse", "Two Swirls and a touch of the Button"
2) "Stirring the Troff", "Beating the Skunk Guts" - Ryan, Ontario
3) "Gusset Typing" - Kay, United Kingdom
4) "A Night in With the Girls", "Airing the Orchid", "Auditioning the Finger Puppets", "Beat the Beaver", "Beating Around the Bush", "Brushing The Beaver", "Cleaning your Fingers", "Dialing the Rotary Phone", "Doing your Nails", "Feeding the Bearded Clam", "Feeding your Slot", "Gagging the Clam", "Gagging the Lips of Love", "Get a Stinky Pinky", "Going Mining", "Hitchhiking Under the Big Top", "Let the Fingers do the Walkin'", "Nulling the Void", "Paddling the Pink Canoe", "Pampering the Pussy", "Parting the Red Sea", "Pearl Fishing", "Pet the Pussy Cat", "Polishing the Nugget", "Polishing the Peanut", "Polishing the Pearl", "Pushing the Button", "Pussy Soccer", "Riding the Unicycle", "Rolling the Dough", "Rubbin' the Nubbin", "Rubbing the Donut", "Rubbing the Red Pussycat", "Scoring the Hoop", "Soaking the Whisker Biscuit", "Spelunking", "Spearing the Bearded Clam", "Squeeze the Peach", "Strumming", "Strumming the Banjo", "Surfing the Channel", "Teasing the Kitty", "Teasing the Tuna Taco", "Testing the Plumbing", "The Virgin's Release", "Tickling the Taco", "Tiptoe Through the Two Lips", "Toggling the Bit", "Tossing Pink Salad", "Three Point Shot", "Trolling the Bermuda Triangle", "Two Finger Taco Tango", "Washing your Fingers" - tflem, Ohio
5) "Tickling the Wookie" - Jimmy, England
6) "Strumming", "Playing the Furry Banjo" - AnthillMob, London
7) "Slapping the Fish" - J White Army, Europe
8) "Flipping the Minnow" - Nicholas D

Masturbation (male) (See "Great American Pastime") - "Buffing the Rod", "Shakin' the Bacon", "Spinning Silk", "Jamming the Junk", "Spraying DNA", "Launchin' some swimmers", "Fucking Ms. Michigan", "Punching the Clown", "Jazzing the Duck", "Pat the Robertson", "Creaming the Corn", "Refry the Beans", "Fryin' the Egg", "Makin' the Soft Tach Hard", "Dilling the Pickle"
2) "Commander One-Hander" - Ricardo J, Illinois
3) "Punching the Clown" - Jerod, Airzona
4) "Floggin' the Dolphin", "Bouncin' the Twins", "Roughing the Suspect" - Dustin, Pennsylvania
5) "Madame Thumb and her four sisters" - Mary T, Maryland
6) "Filling Tissues", "Killing the Kids" - Reverend
7) "Pulling the Goalie", "Punching the Munchkin", "Slapping the Beef Stick" - Brian O, Canada
8) "Wack the Weasle", "Choking the Chicken", "Wanking" ,"Awaken the Bacon", "Bashing the Bishop" ,"Chucking the Muck", "Calling Down for More Mayo", "Clear the Custard", "Five Against One", "Playing Pocket Billiards", "Play the skin flute" - tflem
9) "Roughin' Up the Suspect" - Ed R, Connectarado
10) "Spanking the Monkey", "Five Knuckle Shuffle", "Pounding the Pud" - Uncle Cody, Ft. Worth
11) "Glaze the Knuckle" - Bill
12) "Doing the Han Solo" - Jimmy, England
13) "Makin' Hand-Churned Butter" - Dr. Cashola, Santa Cruz CA
14) "Pulling the Lanyard", "Poking Poppin' Fresh", "Shifting into Gear", "Testing the Mic", "Scrubbing the Pug", "Slapping the Chubby", "Scalping the Little Indian", "Doing the Six Man Tango", "Warming Up the Quarterback", "Taking a Free Throw", "Taking a Mulligan", "Tuning Up the Ford", "Roping the Mustang", "Basting the Turkeyî, "Making Jimmy do Push-ups", "Uncorking the Champagne Squishee", "Oiling the Pogostick", "Ordering the Men Overboard", "Tickling the Midget", "Coaxing the Hippo", "Burping the Worm", "Sanding the Peg Leg", "Spanking the Elf" - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
15) "Assault on a Friendly Weapon", "Backstroke Roulette", "Baiting your Hook", "Batting Practice", "Bash The Candle", "Beating your Meat ", "Buffing the Wood", "Burping the Worm", "Butter Your Corn", "Calling All Cum", "Changing your Oil", "Choking Charlie 'till He Throws Up", "Choke your Chicken", "Clean the Pipes", "Couch Hockey for One", "Cranking For Cum", "Dishonorable Discharge", "Drain the Vein", "Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle", "Five Knuckle Olympics", "Flogging Your Dong", "Flogging Your Log", "Hands on Training", "Hand to Gland Combat", "Jerk the Gherkin", "Jerk the Johnson", "Jiggle the Jewelry", "Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump", "Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior", "Playing With Susie Palmer and her five friends", "Playing With Your Noodle", "Play Pocket Pool","Play the Skin Flute", "Polish the Rocket", "Polish the Sword", "Polish your Bayonet", "Seasonin' Your Meat", "Spank your Monkey", "Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie" - tflem, Ohio
16) "Kill a Kitten" - Con & Scott
17) "Run Off a Batch" - Jim V
18) "Rubbin' One Out" - Gail, Atlanta
19) "Badgering the Witness" - Nate C, Ohio
20) "Visiting Bang Cock" - Andrew M, Illinois
21) "Beef Stroganoff" - Tony, Michigan
22) "Playin' a tune on the Meat Flute" - Ke, Michigan
23) "Making Palm Pudding" - Stonie J

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Oral Sex (performed on female) - "Head", "Going Down", "Facing the Digity", "Eating Out", "Snooter Sucking", "Giving the Cat a Tongue Bath", "Face", "Getting Face", "Munch Munch", "Yodeling in the Gully", "Carpet Munching"
2) "Tongue Lashing", "Muff Diving" - tflem, Ohio
3) "Eating a Boxed Lunch at the 'Y'" - LTMV, Florida
4) "Makin' out with the Monkey" - Aaron, Idaho
5) "Suckin' Box" - Andy
6) "Heading South" - Lisa, Ohio
7) "Smackin' Lips with the Panty Pit" - Margerie T, California
8) "Goin' Nose Deep in the Puddin' Pit" - B-Real
9) "Garglin' Fish Food" - Jeff O.
10) "Lickin' the inverted Fish Stick" - Jenny B

Oral Sex (performed on male) - "Blowjob", "BJ", "Hummer", "Head", "Smokin' Pole", "Throat Massage", "Playing the Hairy Bagpipe"
2) "Playing the Skin Flute" - Matt L, Pennsylvania
3) "Cock Holster" - Melissa D, Florida
4) "Brains" - Chris H
5) "Wax the Wood", "Tongue Lashing", "Going Down", "Speaking into the Mic", "Polishing the Helmet", "Time to meet Mr. One-Eye", "Polishing the Knob", "Deep Throat" - tflem, Ohio
6) "DNA Slurpee" - The Cobbler
7) "Smokin' the Flesh Cigar" - Dr. Cashola, Santa Cruz CA
8) "Sword Swallowing" - Dave G, New York
9) "Windjammer" - Neil C
10) "Going head to head with the one-eyed trouser trout" - Tony M, Ohio
11) "Gobbling Off" - AnthillMob, London
12) "Skull Fucking" - Andrew M, Illinois

Penis - "Dick", "Cock", "Schwanz", "Johnson", "Dong", "Peter", "Knob", "Twig and Giggle Berries", "Piss Pump", "Putter", "Wonder Stick", "Wiggle Stick", "Rod", "Jimmy", "Pud", "Trouser Trout", "One-Eyed Willy", "Skin Piston", "Mushroom Tip", "Blood Sausage", "Trevor the Trouser Snake", "Wally the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel", "Facock n' Ballsack", "Alvin and the Chipmunks", "Vomiting Rod", "Heart-shaped Warrior"
2) "Purple-Helmet Warrior", "Love-Whistle", "Giggle-Stick", "Meat-Sword" - T. Fleury, New Hampshire
3) "One-Eyed Trouser Trout", "Flesh Flute" - Bob S. Jr, Pennsylvania
4) "One Eyed Heat Seeking Moisture Missile" - rocknewne
5) "One Eyed Custard Chucker", "The Ol' Blue Vein" - Xerxes, Oz
6) "Dork" - Brian, Pennsylvania
7) "Russell the Love Muscle", "Willie" (ie "Free Willy!") - Mary T, Maryland
8) "Tube Stick" - rrober
9) "Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger" - Pat M, Florida
10) "Dumb Stick" - Eric, +FL
11) "14lb. Ham" - Brian O, Canada
12) "Baby Arm" - The Most Entertaining Bartender in Cincy
13) "Stem" - Chris H
14) "Sausage", "Pit Viper", "Tall Tommy", "Deep Sea Diver", "Wang", "Dong", "Skin Flute", Chairman of the Board", "Pink Torpedo", "Beef Bayonet", "Blue-Veined Piccolo", "Bologna Pony", "One-Eyed Monster", "German Helmet", "Kickstand", "Mr. Winkie", "Purple-Headed Womb Broom", "Third Leg", "Weasel", "Semi", "Python", "Stallion" - tflem, Ohio
15) "Dr. Lovemuscle" - The Cobbler
16) "Fire Chief" - Deebs, New Jersey
17) "Meat Cigar", "Beef Baton" - Tim B, Georgia
18) "Pork Sword", "Fuck Stick" - Nil C, New York
19) "Cooter Intruder" - Oscar
20) "Wang" - Tony, Michigan
21) "Meat Whistle" - Aaron, Nebraska
22) "Spam Javelin", "Jousting Stick" - AnthillMob, London

Sex - "Punching Guts", "Pounding Mound", "Parking the Car", "Feeding the Fish", "Feeding the Cat", "Gettin' all up in her guts", "Gettin' your swerve on", "Humpin'", "Bump 'n Grind"
2) "Makin' the Beast with two backs" - Matt L, Pennsylvania
3) "Hittin' the Skins", "Bumpin' Uglies" - vigilante o death
4) "Gettin' some stanky on your hangdown" - Scott M, Florida
5) "Bang the Screen Door", "Doing the Nasty", "Give the Monkey a Banana", "Parking the Pink Bus in the Fur Garage" - tflem, Ohio
6) "Scrog" - Steve, Nebraska
7) "Taking one-eyed Willie to the Optometrist", "Taking the Skin Boat to Tuna Town" - Fat Bastard, California
8) "Singar (spanish)", "Piping", "Making like Rabbits", "Humping", "Pump that Rump", "Getting Freaking", "Tapping that Ass", "Pony Ride", "Balls-Slapping-Ass Action" - Tatiana, Florida
9) "Making Pork Stew" - Jersey Jon
10) "Putting the Cold Cuts back in the Drawer", "Putting some Mayonnaise on the Tuna", "Put the Power Tools back in their Case", "Playing hide and go seek in the Garden" - Santana, New York

Shocker - "Two in the Pink, One in the Stink", "Two in the Goo, One in the Poo", "Two where it Squirts, One where it Hurts", "Two in the Gash, One in the Ass", "Two in the Folds, One in the Hole", "Two in the Pit, One in the Shit", "Two Goin' Down, One in the Brown", "Two where you Snack, One around Back", "Two in the Coot, One in the Boot", (for a guy) "Two in the Back, One for the Sack", "Snookered on the Pink, Go for the Brown"
2) "Two in the Blood, One in the Mud" - The Hag Nutz, Florida
3) "Two in the Bush, One in the Tush", "Two in the Snatch, One in the Hatch" - Tom
4) "Two in the Jelly, One in the Smelly" - Oscar, Florida
5) "Two in the juice and one in the deuce.", "Two in the slime and one in the grime.", "Two in her nectar and one in her rectum." - Psycho Wade, Boston
6) "Business in the Front, Party in the Back", "Two to Peak, One to Sneak", "The Cat doesn't Know what the Donkey's Gonna Get", "A Happy Cat and a Surprised Donkey", "Achy-Breaky, Bad-Mistakey", "Two in the Fish, One in the Swish", "The Fire Poker", "Satan's Pitchfork", "The Moose Horn", "The Bullwinkle", "Two going Uptown, One going Downtown", "Two on the Freeway, One on the Subway", "The Single-Handed Threesome", "The Endaround", "Two for Pleasin', One for Treason" - McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team
7) "Two up the coot, One down the chute" - EDtheSOCK
8) "Clitty, Shitty, Bang, Bang", "Two for the Clitter, One for the Shitter" - Wessel, New York
9) "Ninja Grip" - Oddrabo, Boston
10) "Two for the Juice, One for the Caboose" - Tom W

Sperm - "Splooge", "Squirt", "Duck Butter", "Cum", "Jizz", "Sloppy Sauce", "Baby Batter", "Gentlemen's Relish"
2) "Swimmers", "Spooge", "Jism", "Man Goo", "Spunk", "Rocket Sauce" "Man Paste" - MULLY
3) - "Baby Gravy", "Cupid's Toothpaste", "Man Chowder", "Population Paste" - tflem, Ohio
4) "Love Juice" - Beth, Ohio
5) "Man Mayo" - Jeff, Los Angeles
6) "Schalaze" - Aaron, Nebraska
7) "Warm Yogurt", "DNA Shake" - Jennifer G
8) "Garbage", "Dick Snot", "Gut Butter", "Underpants Navy", "Mule Juice", "Man Milk", "Mini Militia" - Andrew M, Illinois
9) "Cock Snot" - Sean

Taint - "Taint", "Chin Rest", "Runway", "Perineum", "Grundle"
2) "Buttsack", "Gooch" - Pandepita
3) "Choad", "Grundle" - Mike R, North Carolina
4) "Banus" - Elliott, Chicago
5) "Scranus" - Jeff M, Arizona
6) "Dirty Inch" - Nick, West Virginia
7) "Nacho" - Dr. Deuce, Connecticut
8) "Panus" - Weenis & Poon, New York
9) "Nifkin" - Craig, New Jersey
10) "Schnarph" - Russ, Ohio
11) "Tween" (space, "tween" you balls and ass...) - Josh G, New York
12) "Travis" - David & Bic, Las Vegas
13) "Ramp" - Jimbo, Grandma's Basement New York
14) "Rusty Sheriff's Badge", "Choata" - Dave G, New York
15) "Biffen", "Geesh", "Spaba", "Meadow", "Funbridge" - Krotch, North Carolina

Vagina - "Pussy", "Box", "Cunt", "Snatch", "Beef Curtains", "Meat Drapes", "Rolled Bologna", "Vertical Taco", "Muff", "Honey Pot", "Snizzpod", "Cootch", "Snot Sock", "Bush", "Shrubbery", "Red Snapper", "Fish Taco", "Gash", "Black Hole", "Population Score", "Micro-Fische" (small pussy), "Macro-Fische" (large pussy), "Cat's Meow", "Deer Hoof", "Baby Batter Bunker", "Trench", "Love Box", "Snack Bar", "Breeder's Cup", "Source-O-Mankind", "Ruler of the Universe", "Bearded Clam", "Pelvis Pocket"
2) "Twat" - BeerVampire
3) "Axe Wound" - mofogoon, Indiana
4) "Gaping Hatchet Wound" - John C, New York
5) "Cum Dumpster" - Brian, Pennsylvania
6) "Bearded Clam" - DBD, New York
7) "Pink Taco" - LNJ, California
8) "Split Tail" - Daniel
9) "Wet Wallet", "Gravy Dish", "Tuna Boat" - DJ, Florida
10) "Nappy Dugout" - Brad J, Kentucky
11) "Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet" - Brian D, Kansas
12) "Bearded Oyster", "Beaver", "Bikini Bizkit", "Cock Holster", "Cooter", "Cherry pop" ,"Cha-cha", "Furburger", "Honeysuckle", "Hooch", "Hush Puppy", "Mud Flaps", "Panty Hamster", "Southern Belle", "Tongue Magnet", "Vertical smile" - tflem, Ohio
13) "Furry Lap Flounder" - Pat M, Florida
14) "Mailbox" - Benjamin G, & Matthew G, Pennsylvania
15) "The Wound that doesn't Heal" - Terrence, Florida
16) "Leather Doughnut" - Greg
17) "Sideways Sloppy Joe" - WWB, Indiana
18) "Sweaty Hatchet Wound", "Vertical Veal", "Jizz Trap", "Roast Beef" (when it's brown around the edges and pink in the middle). - Dave G, New York
19) "Chach", "Punani", "Piece of Poontang Pie", "The Vaj" - Tatiana, Florida
20) "Fuzzy Taco", "Whisker Biscuit" - Jennifer G, New Jersey
21) "Jam Pit" - Mitch C
22) "Ramsey" - Tony, Michigan
23) "Kooter" - Lisa, Kansas

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